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It takes a brave man to sit through a roast performance given by your own employees! And it turns out.. that Michael Scott is not that man. So, what do you do next after storming off? Well, you do what any normal guy would do. You take the day off work and start planning your revenge! Steve Carrell's performance in this episode was so special. And a shout out to Leslie David Baker too, who gets us every time once Stanley starts laughing!

 

Here are all of Michael's Boom Roasted Quotes from the episode: "Stress Relief" -

"Jim - You're six eleven and you weigh ninety pounds. Gumby has a better body than you. Boom, roasted."


"Dwight - You're a kiss-ass. Boom, roasted."


"Pam - You failed art school. Boom, roasted."


"Meredith - You've slept with so many guys, you're starting to look like one. Boom, roasted."


"Kevin - I can't decide between a fat joke or a dumb joke. Boom, roasted."


Boom Roasted The Office Scene

"Creed - Your teeth called, your breath stinks. Boom, roasted."


"Angela - Where's Angela? Whoa there you are. I didn't see you behind that grain of rice! Boom, Roasted."


"Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks! Boom, roasted."


"Oscar - You are.. [notices Stanley laughing] Oscar, you're gay!"


"Andy - Cornell called. They think you suck and you're gayer than Oscar! Boom, roasted."

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