Stanley: I got them a toaster. They called off the wedding and gave the toaster back to me. I tried to return the toaster to the store, and they said they no longer sold that kind of toaster. So now my house has got two toasters.
The Office Season 3 Episode 1: "Gay Witch Hunt"
Stanley is a pretty simple guy. He works hard to provide for his family each day and he enjoys the small comforts of life. So when it comes to the headache of having 2 toasters, what's a man to do?
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