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    With the holidays quickly approaching, we've decided to get into the festive spirit by taking a look at the best Christmas quotes from The Office.

    From Michael boldly photoshopping himself into Carol's family portrait to the Secret Santa-turned-Yankee Swap gift exchange, the Dunder Mifflin Christmas parties were never short of entertainment and laughs.

    While there are only 7 total Christmas episodes, (Season 1 and Season 4 are absent) - check out these quotes below to relive some of the funniest and most loved moments from the show.

    David, guess who I am sitting here dressed as? I will give you a hint: his last name is Christ. He has the power of flight. He can heal leopards.David, guess who I am sitting here dressed as? I will give you a hint: his last name is Christ. He has the power of flight. He can heal leopards.

     

    Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It's like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, "Hey man, I love you this many dollars-worth".Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It's like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, "Hey man, I love you this many dollars-worth".

     

    I got myself for Secret Santa. I was supposed to tell somebody but I didn't.I got myself for Secret Santa. I was supposed to tell somebody but I didn't.

     

    Well, happy birthday Jesus. Sorry your party is so lame.Well, happy birthday Jesus. Sorry your party is so lame.

     

    Michael should have asked the party planning committee first.Michael should have asked the party planning committee first.

     

    Everyone wants the ipod, it is a huge hit. It is almost a Christmas miracle.Everyone wants the ipod, it is a huge hit. It is almost a Christmas miracle.

     

    The name is Bond..Santa Bond. I'll have an eggnog, shaken not stirred.The name is Bond..Santa Bond. I'll have an eggnog, shaken not stirred.

     

    christmas-quotes-the-office-1.jpgWhat line of work you in, Bob?

     

    the-office-christmas-quotes-3.jpgChristmas is Christmas is Christmas is Christmas.

     

    its-a-good-thing-russia-doesnt-exist-anyIt's a good thing Russia doesn't exist anymore.

     

    I would like a nice slice of Christmas PamI would like a nice slice of Christmas Pam

     

    So Dwight did take the bait. He used my credit card number to send a $200 bouquet of flowers...to my wife. From me.So Dwight did take the bait. He used my credit card number to send a $200 bouquet of flowers…to my wife. From me.

     

    Michael, you can't yell out 'I need this, I need this' as you pin an employee on your lap.Michael, you can't yell out 'I need this, I need this' as you pin an employee on your lap.

     

    Mistletoe is not an excuse for sexual assault.Mistletoe is not an excuse for sexual assault.

     

    the-office-christmas-quotes-best.jpgWhat would you like for Christmas, little boy?

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