I don't talk trash, I talk smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical, like, "Your mama's so fat, she could eat the Internet." But smack talk is happening, like, right now. Like, "You're ugly and I know it for a fact 'cause I got the evidence right there."
Kelly Kapoor, The Office Season 4 Episode 12: “The Deposition”
Kelly: What has two skinny chicken legs and sucks at ping pong?
Pam: Hi, Kelly.
Kelly: Guess who's boyfriend it is?
Pam: I don't wanna guess.
Kelly: I'll give you a hint. It's not my boyfriend, I think it's a guy over here.
Kelly Kapoor & Pam Beesly, The Office Season 4 Episode 12: "The Deposition"
Yeah the floppy haired girl you date won a point.
Kelly Kapoor, The Office Season 4 Episode 12: “The Deposition”
Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your boyfriend! 'Cause, 'cause, 'cause, 'cause, 'cause he sucks at ping pong.
Kelly Kapoor, The Office Season 4 Episode 12: “The Deposition”
Your boyfriend is so weak, he needs steroids just to watch baseball.
Kelly Kapoor, The Office Season 4 Episode 12: “The Deposition”
Jim couldn't hit a ping pong ball if it was the size of the moon.
Kelly Kapoor, The Office Season 4 Episode 12: “The Deposition”
Were Jim's parents first cousins that were also bad at ping pong?
Kelly Kapoor, The Office Season 4 Episode 12: “The Deposition”
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