Guest Kakarot Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Here is a meeting between the President and his National Security Advisor. - (We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Very good, and the amazing thing is, that could probably happen. Bush isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer thats for certain. On a side note i think that letting Colin Powell go was a mistake, Condoleeza (sp) Rice will not be as funny, sorry i mean as effective at the position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxximus 353 Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Classic! Nice one Scouser! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trash Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Brilliant Scouser! Cheers for that one. Pretty much the only thing I've enjoyed tonight as nobody seems to sign into MSN on a Wednesday. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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