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Guest MartynJ

reason for me doing this was becoz at the weekend one of my mates said to me "knock knock" i said who's there he said "doctor" and i said "doctor who"

i just cant believe i fell for it, its just as bad as them chicken crossing street jokes, there not even funny but youve got to laugh at them coz there bad, not coz there funny, same as some chat up lines that ive heard and bellive me they've worked for ppl, and i just cant believe it, is the world going mad or is just me? please help me, show me that im normal and the rest of the world are mad please

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Or maybe a "bad chat-up line that actually worked" thread, my first words to my hubby were "hey, aren't you Robin's brother?" (He was). It was Christmas Eve, I was merry, he looked at me as if I was mad, the rest, as they say, is history!! Edited by sunflower
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Dude' date=' that's my joke![/quote']


Slight variation i think.... but ok..


What do you call a randy dwarf..... A low blow..


A man runs into a hospital and shouts... " i only have 59 seconds to live"... The receptionist says "just a minute please"...


What do fish say when they swin into a wall..... Damm

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Wow, Does he know Batman?


Well this is a crap jokes thread[/QUOT


Embarrassingly, a couple of years beforehand, this is what I said to Robin...........

We've been friends ever since, surprisingly!

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