Guest MartynJ Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 reason for me doing this was becoz at the weekend one of my mates said to me "knock knock" i said who's there he said "doctor" and i said "doctor who" i just cant believe i fell for it, its just as bad as them chicken crossing street jokes, there not even funny but youve got to laugh at them coz there bad, not coz there funny, same as some chat up lines that ive heard and bellive me they've worked for ppl, and i just cant believe it, is the world going mad or is just me? please help me, show me that im normal and the rest of the world are mad please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Doctor Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug What do you call a man without a spade in his head? Douglas What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other? Eileen What do you call a man with 50 rabbits up his bum? Warren What do you call a man who stands by the sea and has seagull poo on his head? Cliff Politically incorrect alert: Do not read if you will tell me off about it! What do you call an Asian lesbian? Mingita Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sunflower Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 What do you call a man in a raincoat? Mac What do you call a man standing between two houses? Ali Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PHIZZLE Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 maybe someone should start a crap chat up line thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sunflower Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 (edited) Or maybe a "bad chat-up line that actually worked" thread, my first words to my hubby were "hey, aren't you Robin's brother?" (He was). It was Christmas Eve, I was merry, he looked at me as if I was mad, the rest, as they say, is history!! Edited February 24, 2005 by sunflower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kakarot Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 "hey, aren't you Robin's brother?" (He was). Wow, Does he know Batman? Well this is a crap jokes thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rock Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 What do u call a man with a seagull on his head...... Cliff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Doctor Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 What do u call a man with a seagull on his head...... Cliff... Dude, that's my joke! :stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rock Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Dude' date=' that's my joke![/quote'] Slight variation i think.... but ok.. What do you call a randy dwarf..... A low blow.. A man runs into a hospital and shouts... " i only have 59 seconds to live"... The receptionist says "just a minute please"... What do fish say when they swin into a wall..... Damm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sunflower Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Wow, Does he know Batman? Well this is a crap jokes thread[/QUOT Embarrassingly, a couple of years beforehand, this is what I said to Robin........... We've been friends ever since, surprisingly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyndorf 389 Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC 536 Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Y2James Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Knock Knock Whos there An interupting cow An interup Mooooooooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest malaphesto Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 knock, knock who's there ... ... ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kakarot Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Hang On. I did the exact same thread a few months ago. GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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