Bad things to do to people.

[Guest Bluestiger99]

So a friend of mine was asking me on how to get back at someone who pissed him off. He wanted to do it so the person wouldn't know it was him, but would definatley be upset. I figured if anyone could help him, it would be the people here. :D Any ideas?

[BRM 220]

Firebomb his house.

[GENE 86]

Firebomb his house.

I'm going to say that that might put you in jail lol, take a crap in a paper bag set it on the guys door step and then light it on fire.

[Guest Slim Jim]

Yeah, just crap in his letter box. Classic method, but effective.

[Guest Gothic Angel]

Poo, bag, fire, doorstep. :)

[Guest Inno]

Stink bombs are your friend.

 

As is using watering cans filled with industrial strength weedkiller to 'paint' dirty words onto people's front lawns. Not that I'v eever done that *cough*

 

Ordering pizzas for their address from a variety of phone boxes can also work.

 

Or when you get stopped in the street by the nutty religious types stop you in the street, say you're busy but could they call you up later, and give your target's phone number instead.

 

Or advertise something for sale at a ridiculous price due to going to prison and give their details.

[Red05 343]

Bad things...bad things....bad things....bad things.....bad things.....

 

GOT IT!

 

Stink bo...*Reads post above*.....Godammit!!!

 

Hehe, hows about filling up a dustbin with water, then leaning it against there door and knocking. They run away, the person opens the dorr and has a pretty wet carpet, not to mention wet shoes, and no one likes wet shoes. :P

[Guest Bluestiger99]

Bad things...bad things....bad things....bad things.....bad things.....

 

GOT IT!

 

Stink bo...*Reads post above*.....Godammit!!!

 

Hehe, hows about filling up a dustbin with water, then leaning it against there door and knocking. They run away, the person opens the dorr and has a pretty wet carpet, not to mention wet shoes, and no one likes wet shoes. :P

 

Ray, surely you can do better than that. I suggested pulling those little subscription cards out of a bunch of magazines, and then send them to his billing address, while checking the "Bill me Later" option

[wyndorf 389]

Kill him?..............

[Evil Gringo 279]

When someone disrespects, upsets or hurts one of my friends or family I simply do the one thing I know works...

 

Beat the living crap out of them...

 

What can I say, the classics never die...

[Guest Bluestiger99]

That kind of defeats the "Not having the other person know" stipulation though.

[Evil Gringo 279]

Wear a banadana with eye holes cut out and clothes that no one would expect you to wear and just to make sure jump him from behind...

 

Best way to get him back is to kick him in the nuts so hard they swell and he has to waddle for a week or even better have them drained...

 

Yes I am a violent little git on the side...

[Guest Devilish Angel]

Put a kipper underneath the bonnet of their car, if they have one.

[Guest Bluestiger99]

Put a kipper underneath the bonnet of their car' date=' if they have one.[/quote']

 

Ok, I know Bonnet means hood, but what is Kipper?

[Guest Devilish Angel]

Ok' date=' I know Bonnet means hood, but what is Kipper?[/quote']

It's a smelly fish, so when he uses the car the heat from the engine will make the fish smell.

[Guest Slim Jim]

Stink bombs are your friend.

 

As is using watering cans filled with industrial strength weedkiller to 'paint' dirty words onto people's front lawns. Not that I'v eever done that *cough*

 

Ordering pizzas for their address from a variety of phone boxes can also work.

 

Or when you get stopped in the street by the nutty religious types stop you in the street, say you're busy but could they call you up later, and give your target's phone number instead.

 

Or advertise something for sale at a ridiculous price due to going to prison and give their details.

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[Guest hitman]

kill his mother, girl friend, children

[Guest MojoPogo]

A banana in the exhaust also works, if you're particularly vindictive. Or antifreeze on the paintwork......can be done at night, dont need to touch, so you would never know.....

[Guest carlito is cool]

Well personally if someone pisses me off id like to sort it out man to man, not throw eggs at him or stink bomb his house like a 12 year old kid. Clearly if your mate lacks a set of nuts and isn't capable of this its his own problem and people will just use him as a doormat for the rest of his life.

 

Best piece of advice to give to him is to grow set of balls and sort it out like a man.

[Guest MojoPogo]

Well personally if someone pisses me off id like to sort it out man to man, not throw eggs at him or stink bomb his house like a 12 year old kid. Clearly if your mate lacks a set of nuts and isn't capable of this its his own problem and people will just use him as a doormat for the rest of his life.

 

Best piece of advice to give to him is to grow set of balls and sort it out like a man.

 

Problem is, these days, you very rarely get a one on one, you might get the muppet, and then 15 of his "mates" jump you. Fair enough if you're big, hard or just evil enough to take those odds, but most of us cant. Hence, cheap tactics.:xyx

[Guest carlito is cool]

Problem is' date=' these days, you very rarely get a one on one, you might get the muppet, and then 15 of his "mates" jump you. Fair enough if you're big, hard or just evil enough to take those odds, but most of us cant. Hence, cheap tactics.:xyx[/quote']

 

Thats rubbish if hes expecting you then maybe he will have a couple of mates with him but 15 mates jumping you from nowhere? i doubt it. Just confront him when you see him out and about or on his own or with a mate and sternly ask him what his problem is or using words to that effect. Most of the time the guy will shat he pants start stuttering and stumbling over his words making himself look like a jerk. On the other hand he could continue to be a cocky jerk at which point you are left with little option but to crack him one on the chin. But putting a bannana in his exhaust or a stink bomb through is letter box? For god sake you have got to be joking i would expect that of my little brother maybe but not a grown man.

[Guest Bluestiger99]

Cheap tactics are much preferable to the option of getting thrown out of school, which is what happens if we fight here.

[Guest MojoPogo]

Thats rubbish if hes expecting you then maybe he will have a couple of mates with him but 15 mates jumping you from nowhere? i doubt it. Just confront him when you see him out and about or on his own or with a mate and sternly ask him what his problem is or using words to that effect. Most of the time the guy will shat he pants start stuttering and stumbling over his words making himself look like a jerk. On the other hand he could continue to be a cocky jerk at which point you are left with little option but to crack him one on the chin. But putting a bannana in his exhaust or a stink bomb through is letter box? For god sake you have got to be joking i would expect that of my little brother maybe but not a grown man.

 

Despite my age, i've never claimed to be either grown. Or a man. I have my reasons, but cant really go into them here, they're too personal. Hence, i can be a bit immature. Sheesh.:oops

[BRM 220]

Being Valentines day tommorow, you could send person in question a valentines card from a really good looking memeber of the opposite sex.

 

Then person in question could make a cringe worthy pass at the good looking person and will probably end up looking like a fool.

[Guest Gothic Angel]

If somone had hurt a member of my family i.e killed one of them, I would, slip anti freeze into his drink at a party,alot of it, Lets just say he won't be bothering my family anymore.....

 

If he dosn't wont to cause that much damage and I hope he dosn't, he could always Key his car if he has one or send a lit firework into his bedroom window, when you know he's out. :)