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Guest MojoPogo
Sympathy hope' date=' no ACTUAL love hope :D[/quote']

 

meh. no such thing as ACTUAL love anyway. Not for me anyway. but hey, i get by!:D

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Guest Boyo

I was petrified of talking to this one girl when I was younger so I practised chatting up her friend instead. Thus arose Boyo's worst ever chat-up line...

 

"So I hear there are five 20p's in a pound these days..?"

 

Awful. Absolutely most awful ever.

 

However, the best "line" was one that was not pre-meditated that I did eventually try on that girl I liked.

 

I went up to her and said:

 

"So your hair looks really nice up, but it looked so much better when you had it down last week."

 

Right there, you've just told that hot bird you saw her last week. She thought I was sooo sweet.

 

Cheers!

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I was petrified of talking to this one girl when I was younger so I practised chatting up her friend instead. Thus arose Boyo's worst ever chat-up line...

 

"So I hear there are five 20p's in a pound these days..?"

 

Awful. Absolutely most awful ever.

 

Cheers!

 

Screw "catering", THAT was post of the year! Catering isn't fit to...cater...that joke.

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Guest Trash

I once approached a girl with "My mate betted me I couldn't get your number". Not only did it work, but I also got her number. Though I never called...

 

Winner

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I once approached a girl with "My mate betted me I couldn't get your number". Not only did it work' date=' but I also got her number. Though I never called...[/quote']

Along those lines, and quite bad is:

My wants to know if you think I'm cute.

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Guest MartynJ

My mate once said to a lass in a club "smoke my beef B*tch*

 

And the worst thing about it was it actualy worked and they have been together for about 2 years now

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Guest Gothic Angel

Some more my bestfreind got and i thought were really bad but funnie. :D

 

''Hi, my name is George W. Bush''

 

how do you like your eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized?

 

Was your father a farmer?.. 'Cause you're one fine ho!

 

You don't sweat much for a fat chick!

 

call me fred flintstone cuz I'll make your bed rock

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Guest MartynJ
Thats awesome!!! :lol

 

Thing is though Nimf i tryied the same line a few week later and got punched and beatdown :( (by her boyfreind :lol)

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