You know your irish when

[Guest The Man Beast]

The condensation on your pint of Guinness takes the shape of shamrocks You don't believe there is a God,but you are damn sure of the infallibility of the Pope.You believe that to forgive is divine,but you don't excercise it yourself. You won't eat meat on Friday, but you'll drink a pint for breakfast.

You consider any Irishman who has become successful a traitor. You have great respect for the truth,and you only use it in emergencies.The further you get from Ireland, the more Irish you get.

You eat homefried taters for brakfast,potato bread for lunch, and potato stew for dinner.You cry at sad movies, but you cheer in battle.You will never play professional basketball.You swear very well. You think you sing very well.There isn't a huge difference between losingyour temper and killing someone.You're strangelypoetic after a few beers. Many of your sisters are Catherine, Elizabeth or Mary and one is MaryCatherine Elizabeth. You can't wait for the otherguy to stop talking so you can start talking.Much of your food is boiled.You are, or know someone, named "Murph." If you don't knowMurph, then you know Mac. If you don't know Murph or Mac, then you know Sully, and you'll probably also know Sully McMurphy. Your parents were on a first name basis with everyone at the local emergency room.

[Guest MrFill]

Nice Copy & Paste from an email.

 

Do you want to tidy it up so it's readable, or should I just go ahead and delete it? :P

 

 

EDIT: Next time I see something pasted so unreadable, I'll just delete it as this is just damn lazy.

[Murph 93]

The condensation on your pint of Guinness takes the shape of shamrocks You don't believe there is a God' date='but you are damn sure of the infallibility of the Pope.You believe that to forgive is divine,but you don't excercise it yourself. You won't eat meat on Friday, but you'll drink a pint for breakfast.[/quote']

I believe in God and the Pope...but the Pope may be an urban myth...I forgave this guy once....I've never drank before.

 

You consider any Irishman who has become successful a traitor. You have great respect for the truth,and you only use it in emergencies.The further you get from Ireland, the more Irish you get.

I don't consider famous people "traiotrs" for being famous.

 

You eat homefried taters for brakfast,potato bread for lunch, and potato stew for dinner.You cry at sad movies, but you cheer in battle.

I very rarely cry, last time I remember was when I...I can't remember.

I have potatoes once in a while, not very often.

What battles?

 

You will never play professional basketball.You swear very well. You think you sing very well.

I have no intentions to play pro B-Ball, I swear well in certain angles, I sing horribly.

 

There isn't a huge difference between losingyourtemper and killing someone.You're strangelypoetic after a few beers.

There IS a huge difference, and once again, I don't drink.

 

Many of your sisters are Catherine, Elizabeth or Mary and one is MaryCatherine Elizabeth.

I have no sisters.

 

You can't wait for the otherguy to stop talking so you can start talking.Much of your food is boiled.

First, true, second, false.

 

You are, or know someone, named "Murph." If you don't knowMurph, then you know Mac. If you don't know Murph or Mac, then you know Sully, and you'll probably also know Sully McMurphy. Your parents were on a first name basis with everyone at the local emergency room.

I myself am nicknamed Murph.

 

All in all, quite a lot of rubbish.

[Murph 93]

I take my post being edited was a neatness thing?

[Guest SuperKick Kid]

You know you're Irish when FINLAY comes to your family reunion. ;)

[Guest Jimmy Redman]

You know you're Irish when FINLAY comes to your family reunion. ;)

 

And beats up midgets at your reunion for his enjoyment.

[Guest MrFill]

I take my post being edited was a neatness thing?

Nah, there was a problem with one of the tags, you had a { instead of a [ at one point.

 

I tend not to comment on those.

[Guest MojoPogo]

In many ways, this could also be renamed You know you're scottish when......except for the Finlay thing, add your drunken uncle!!!!! Still with the midgets though.....

[Guest Da Pimpsta]

Absoloutley everything OFW said is the same as me except I know a lad called sully that's all

[Guest Dave7g]

Well absolutley none of that was true for me, apart from knowing someone called 'Murph'. And what was it doing in the humour section? Would it not need to be funny?