One will protect you, the other eight will then try to kill you. Choose wisely...

[DC 536]

I've shamelessly stolen this from my Facebook wall, but thought it was a nice little poser, so brought it to TWO.

 

http://i44.tinypic.com/2wolksy.jpg

 

Who would choose as your protector and why?

[Maxximus 353]

Vader. All day. Who else can get off world? A Predator? Good luck against the Galactic Empire. Even if the rest of those chumps could get off world they'd be smoked by the Death Star.

 

Come at me, Logan. Have fun with your unbreakable bones when you're getting force choked to death every 15 minutes.

 

Terminator and Robocop would be reprogrammed to be my body guards.

 

Marv might kill 100 Storm Troopers but 1000? 10,000? Same with Hellboy, same with Dredd.

 

The Batman? You got force lightning repellant on that belt, asshole?

[Guest John Hancock]

Are they as individuals, or are they bringing their boys? If they've got posse, Vader, because put, like, a towel over that hole in the Death Star and you're good to go.

 

As an individual, The Terminator, because he's a robot, so he'd be loyal. Wolverine's similar, but he's human, so he might change his mind.

[DC 536]

I'd say individuals, otherwise you have to take into account Skynet, all of the Judges, the Predator homeworld, all of the X-Men, the BPRD or the Justice League / Batman Inc. members.

 

Only really Marv and Robocop would be on their own.

[Maxximus 353]

I'm sticking with Vader because of trust. I know there is still good in him.

[Guest The Beltster]

Wolverine.

 

I was going to pick Terminator, but Wolverines claws could cut through the Terminators skeleton, so he could behead him with one swipe. Game over Terminator. Same with Robocop. Same with Batman. Predator was beaten by a human so he stands no chance.

 

All this plus Wolverine regenerates quickly, he got shot in the head many times and within a few seconds he's up and running again.

 

So I'd have to pick him. The only thing Vader has to make me even consider him is he could probably use the force to twist any of them into a pretzel.

[Guest Ciaran The King]

Lord Vader of course, although he did pussy out at the end

[Shaun2J 127]

But you see, if you have Darth Vader protecting you, you have Darth Sidious too pulling the strings. Think long, I must.

[Guest Eddie]

Think I may be over thinking this a tad BUT, the way I think of it is, you can choose one guy to protect you, now, If it was choose a champion to duke it out with the other guys I'd have to go Wolverine as he's pretty much unkillable and the others are not, however if it a case of you're being hunted down by the others with one guy being your last line of defense I'd want someone who can attack from a distance and keep me out of harms way.

 

Who I wouldn't want after me would be Vader as he could force choke you to death and the protector wouldn't be able to do a great deal there, I'd say he could kill almost all the protectors barring Logan with his light saber but he could chop him down to size and in the time he heals Vader's more than likely killed you. Which by default makes me want Vader as my protector as I don't want him after me.

 

Deadliest warriors would have had a top season right here :lol

[Maxximus 353]

Wolverine. Chained to a wall and force choked to death every fifteen minutes.

 

Well, once a day at least. He's a very busy man, my new best buddy ever. Stupid rebels.

 

Before anyone says Batman could take Vader eventually. No. Sorry. Vader's FREAKING PSYCHIC TOO!

[etz 78]

Vader or Logan, for all the obvious reasons. Depends on the scenario who I'd pick. 1vs1, Logan. 7 on 1, Vader.

[Shaun2J 127]

Anyone think Magneto could manipulate the force?

[Maxximus 353]

Magneto ain't got time for no midichlorians.

[ShaolinHandLock 73]

Wolverine. Apart from the steel claws, his healing abilities would work very well.

[dsrchris 190]

Surely Batman would just dig up the dirt about Padme and reduce Darth Vader to a blubbering mess?