Big Statement Thread: Wrestling Edition

[Guest CMHunk]

I'm not suggesting it's a good thing.

 

I just think it'll happen.

 

the less plausible it seems, the better I look when it happens (which it will), right?

[ViciousPrism 177]

If it does come to pass, you're a f*cking witch.

 

BURN THE WITCH.

[Guest John Hancock]

As Hunk said, it's TNA. They're like that equal probability machine from Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. Everything that can happen in TNA has an equally likely chance of happening. I don't even know who this Ethan dude is, but I totally believe he'll be champion in the next twelve months.

[dsrchris 190]

It's Derrick Bateman under a new name pretending to be Dixie's nephew.

[ViciousPrism 177]

It's Derrick Bateman under a new name pretending to be Dixie's nephew.

 

Shhh... Kayfabe dude.

[dsrchris 190]

Oh shi...it's er...um...he's Dixie's nephew. And NOTHING ELSE. Y'hear me?

 

Definitely not Derrick Bateman with a suave new haircut. Nope.

[Guest Ciaran The King]

Cena to win at WM

[Guest CMHunk]

Dixie Carter to still be on TNA TV in some form come the end of this year, regardless of how the power struggle with MVP plays out.

[DC 536]

Dixie Carter to keep pushing the "mutton dressed as lamb" angle until she is appears on Impact virtually in the buff.

[Guest HH-Evolution]

Vince McMahon to appear in person at Mania for some kind of face turn?

 

I LOVE a good longshot! xD

[Guest Ciaran The King]

WM30 to be as bad as WM25??

[ViciousPrism 177]

I want to hit a long shot on this. But, I think RVD may be returning tonight.

 

If not, then HHH Evolution gets to pick my avatar for the next month.

[Maxximus 353]

Betty White comes out to open the show and Brock Lesnar's music hits.

[ViciousPrism 177]

Well shit. We were both half right. Betty White was the first out. And RVD was backstage. Go fig.

[Guest HH-Evolution]

That's kinda hilarious! :lol

[Omega 354]

Cena V Bootista title match at Mania.

[Maxximus 353]

Solomon Crow hacks the network sometime in the next 6 weeks.

[Guest Jimmy Redman]

I've updated the OP with more of your useless, useless predictions.

 

After Mania XXX I will do a big cleanup of the list, point and laugh at all the ones you got WRONG, and only leave the ones that are still open so we can basically start again.

[Guest Ciaran The King]

Cesaro to have a WWE title or marquee match at Summerslam

[ViciousPrism 177]

Dammit. My challenge was out by ONE PISSING DAY. Well done HHH Evolution, you bastard.

[Guest HH-Evolution]

AHAAHAHAAHAAHAH - Now, say hello to your Avatar for a while! xD

 

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img824/658/z0a7.jpg

 

Wear it with pride~

Edited April 8, 2014 by H}{H-Evolution

[Guest Ciaran The King]

Evolution to reform at Extreme Rules

[Guest John Hancock]

I'd say they've sort of reformed already.

 

By the way, Matt's punishment avatar should be something like a plug for one of Mitch's sites.

[Guest Ciaran The King]

I'd say they've sort of reformed already.

 

DAMN!!!!! :)

[Maxximus 353]

Yeah a pony avatar for Denton isn't a punishment at all. :lol