Just read the Raw results on PW.com and this really caught me out:
-Lance Storm vs. Garrison Cade
Storm comes out to face someone named Garrison Cade, but before the match can start, Raw Co-GM Stone Cold Steve Austin comes out, chanting "Borrrrrrrrring!" He hasn't slept in a few days, so he figured that since Storm is so boring, he could get some sleep. He was outside watching the grass grow and the paint dry, but it couldn't put him to sleep, so he thought of the only thing more boring: a Lance Storm match.
The bell rings, with Austin continuing the chant. Cade catches Storm with a dropkick for a two count. Armbar by Cade, then a wristlock, causing Austin to lay down on his pillow. Storm takes Cade into the corner and chops away, hitting a jumping calf kick 1-2-kickout.
Storm applies an armbar, but Cade fights out and boots Storm down for another two count. Jawbreaker by Storm, then a neck vise. Austin continues to berate Storm for being the most boring son of a bitch Austin has ever seen. Storm lets the hold go and yells at Austin, allowing Cade to schoolboy him 1-2-3!
WTF are they doing to Storm?! He's the kind of guy you could easily build a mid-card around, he's that good a wrestler but they're berating him!
Has something happened backstage that the Torch and Observer have missed or what? Or was Lance "Willie the Worker" after all and he's getting his comuppance!
Just read the Raw results on PW.com and this really caught me out:
-Lance Storm vs. Garrison Cade
Storm comes out to face someone named Garrison Cade, but before the match can start, Raw Co-GM Stone Cold Steve Austin comes out, chanting "Borrrrrrrrring!" He hasn't slept in a few days, so he figured that since Storm is so boring, he could get some sleep. He was outside watching the grass grow and the paint dry, but it couldn't put him to sleep, so he thought of the only thing more boring: a Lance Storm match.
The bell rings, with Austin continuing the chant. Cade catches Storm with a dropkick for a two count. Armbar by Cade, then a wristlock, causing Austin to lay down on his pillow. Storm takes Cade into the corner and chops away, hitting a jumping calf kick 1-2-kickout.
Storm applies an armbar, but Cade fights out and boots Storm down for another two count. Jawbreaker by Storm, then a neck vise. Austin continues to berate Storm for being the most boring son of a bitch Austin has ever seen. Storm lets the hold go and yells at Austin, allowing Cade to schoolboy him 1-2-3!
WTF are they doing to Storm?! He's the kind of guy you could easily build a mid-card around, he's that good a wrestler but they're berating him!
Has something happened backstage that the Torch and Observer have missed or what? Or was Lance "Willie the Worker" after all and he's getting his comuppance!