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The young ones ~Quotes~

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Since Latt did Bottom think i'll do the young ones.


Vyvyan - "When my hamster finds out you've nicked his carrot, he's gonna kill you Neil"

Neil - "Was it SPG's? I didn't know he ate carrots"

Vyvyan - "He doesn't eat carrots, Neil! He sticks 'em down his underpants to impress the girls"


Neil - "Right, okay, here we go. "Darling Fascist Bullyboy, Give me some more money, you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman, Neil." "


Neil - "Right, now here it is, now eat it up quickly, okay?"

Mike - "What's this?"

Neil - "Uh...It's risotto, Mike"

VYVYAN: It's snow, isn't it, Neil.

Neil - "No, it's probably just gone cold, Vyv"

Vyvyan - "Neil, this is snow!"

Neil - "No, it's risotto, Vyv!"

Vyvyan - "Look, I know snow when I see it! I should do, it's all I've had to eat for the past three days."

Neil - "Well, it's very nourishing, Vyvyan."

Vyvyan - "Snow, snow, bloody snow! I hate the bloody sight of it"


Vyvyan - "Uh...well, Neil, since you come to mention it, there is something I've been meaning to tell all of you for some time...Uh...I went to see the doctor today...And, well...I think I'm pregnant."

Mike, Rick, and Neil - "What?"

Vvyan - "I'm going to have a baby!"

Neil - "That's impossible!"

Vyvyan - "Yeah, that's what she said! You just can't trust women, can you?"

Rick - "But...How did it happen?"

Mike - "Oh come on, Rick, how old are you?"

Rick - "Well, that's rather a personal question, isn't it!"

Mike - "Didn't your mother ever tell you about the birds and the bees?"

Neil - "Mine did, but I didn't believe her. Well, I mean, what if the bird got stung, like halfway through? Well, I mean there's a big size difference. Ostriches are really big, right..."

Vyvyan -(clutching his stomach) "OH! OH NO! Neil, the contractions are starting!!"

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Neil: Vegetable rights and Peace man!!



(Ric gets a tampon out of a bag)

Ric: ooh look its a telescope. Oh no, it's a mous, aww you got me a mouse.

(realising what it is)

Ric: aaaaaaaagh

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