Annoying E-Mail

[Guest Perfection]

There was a bit of talk about this in another thread so I decided to make a new post about it. Here is a short list of mine

 

'Get your free sun glasses today'

 

'10% off Sun Tan Lotion'

 

'Free Holiday Tickets'

 

'Get a new Credit Card Today'

 

'Daily Laughter'

 

"5% off Tampons' :?

 

Tell me some of yours :)

[Guest Thundara]

English lessons...

 

Honourory membership to Oxford Uni (cruel joke),

 

Umpteen "free porn for life" emails.....

 

A free tampons email too :xyx

 

Eh, can't remember the rest.

 

Oh yeah, one from Amazon saying the my order had been postponed for another 3-4 months.

 

Found that one pretty darn funny.

[Guest Anime Otaku]

i actually so the free sunglasses ad in a forum, andi don't mean it was mentioned i mean someone actally put the ad on it.

[Guest Michaels]

I get about 50 e-mails like that every day, I just click at the top and delete them all. Don't check to see if there's important ones because I know they'll all be junk mail.

[Guest Jerichoholic]

Some of the ones i remember are:

 

"free insurance for life"

 

"enlarge your breasts now"

 

"new credit cards"

 

"send your granny a card"

 

"a hot babe wants your body"

 

thats about all i can remember.

[Guest Jess O Mac]

"Penis Enlargement"

 

IM FEMALE!!!!!!!!!!!!! And no i didnt sign up 2 any porn sites!!

[BRM 220]

a friend is looking for you

[Guest Latino Reheat]

I am constantly hounded by the people at Gamespot, nearly every day they send me something. I try blocking them, but they keep sending me stuff via another address, and theres always an error when I try to unsubscribe.

 

http://latinoreheat.proboards6.com/

[Guest The Vulcanized One]

'honorary degreesomething about oprah winfrey and the psychic one that Chris Moyles got.

[Guest Sasuke]

Every day I get around 5 or 6 "Humor" e-mails, that Junk Mail Filter is pretty damn hopeless.

 

Also, tons of those porno "I'm home alone and feeling horny", penis enlargement, incest porn sites,(grandfather and granddaughter, yuck!), you name it,I've had it.

 

the worst offender though has to be some silly company names SC....something, keep sending me e-mails about some wrestling company. I'll have to get that seen to.....

[Guest TsuMirren]

:)

 

I'm to blame for the porn ones also, hours of registering your e-mail address......lol