Rainbow - you have to watch this!!

[Guest The Doctor]

Rainbow smut - you have to watch this!!

 

Funniest thing ever! I laughed until I hurt then laughed some more! You need sound BTW!

http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/rainbow_tv_episode.html

 

Transcript:

The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...

 

Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four.... "

 

George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"

 

Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"

 

We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.

 

Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in"

 

Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"

 

Bungle: "I know, let's try it round the other way around. Ooooooh, I've got it in"

 

Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit

 

Bungle: "Would you stick this on the shelf, George"

 

George: "I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself,

 

Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing"

 

Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"

 

Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?"

 

George: "Yesterday we played with our balls.

 

Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?"

 

Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."

 

Geoffrey (to camera): Have you seen Bungles twanger?

 

Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."

 

Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument."

 

Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle

 

Zippy: "I can, I'm the best plucker here."

 

George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"

 

Zippy: "Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."

 

Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."

 

Bungle (excited): "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all paint our twangers couldn't we?"

 

George: "Let's sing that plucking song."

 

Bungle: "Rod and Roger can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."

 

Singers Rod, Roger and Jane enter.

 

Rod: "We could hear you all banging away."

 

Roger: "Banging can be fun."

 

Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger."

 

Roger (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

 

Geoffrey: "Never mind Roger, let sing the plucking song, come on

 

everybody get your instruments out."

 

Rod (to Jane): "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"

 

Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you

 

like to play with my maracas?"

 

Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

 

Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."

 

Zippy: "I've got a big red one."

 

George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."

 

Geoffrey (to viewers): "Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember,

 

you can bounce your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any balls,

 

ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all sing the plucking song."

 

Everyone in studio: "Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day today."

 

"Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day."

 

Geoffrey (to viewers): " It's time for us all to go now, but don't forget to

 

get your twangers out and play with your balls." "See you soon. Bye."

Edited March 1, 2005 by The Doctor

[Guest The Doctor]

Some one watch this! :(

 

BTW: Random off topic nugget of info (has to go somewhere and here is as wrong a place as any!). Earlier today people were asking how they can view how many posts they've made (that thread is now closed and I'm not starting a new one just for this bit of info!) a weird glitch means if you go to the Future Championship Wrestling forum it appears under your avatar. Strange but true.

 

Now go clicky on the linky! Much fun to be had!

[Kam 243]

I posted about this ages ago in the Movies forum - no one replied then either! I couldnt stop laughing after watching it...I thought it was excellent :D

 

BTW - I didnt remove the post counter from any of the wrestling promotion forums...as they're not really TWO forums, they are run by the promoters/owners.

[Guest Trash]

Oh my, Ive only read the script so far but laughed a bit more with each line.

Who wrote that? Genius

[Guest Kakarot]

I havent watched it yet, but the transcript is just soooo funny. I swear Im sitting here covered in tears, trying not to wake everyone up with laughter. And they're 2 floors above me. Genius.

[Guest Kakarot]

OK, I just watched t. And I may have to kill myself. Because life just doesn't get any better than that.

[Guest Trash]

Just watched it, and that is too good for words.

 

Zippy: "Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."

 

Genius.

[Guest MartynJ]

DAMM i used to like rainbow as a kid!!!!! zippy was my fav then DAMM DAMM

 

but Brett where did u find this? it is CLASS i laughed my ass off coz i didnt even read the script, so i didnt know that is was gonna be that bad which made it better

CLASS CLASS

 

but if i ever have any kids they wont be watchin any rainbow now, on the old networks

[Guest The Doctor]

DAMM i used to like rainbow as a kid!!!!! zippy was my fav then DAMM DAMM

 

but Brett where did u find this? it is CLASS i laughed my ass off coz i didnt even read the script, so i didnt know that is was gonna be that bad which made it better

CLASS CLASS

 

but if i ever have any kids they wont be watchin any rainbow now, on the old networks

That's the beauty of it! Kids don't get innuedo! It's just us! I probably already watched this as a kid and it went totally over my head! :lol

[Guest sunflower]

*crying with laughter* That rocks!!!!! :)

[Guest Simon]

OH MY GOD.

 

MY MOTHER LET ME WATCH THIS??

[Guest MartynJ]

That's the beauty of it! Kids don't get innuedo! It's just us! I probably already watched this as a kid and it went totally over my head! :lol

 

nah if that was a real episode that just took the PI@S, it was bad, if i watched that with a kid i'd kick them out of the room and watch it my self(LOL) nah i think it was loads of bad clips put together or a adult version of the show just to take pi@s, coz theres no way every parent who watched that with there kids,would have stayed silient, they would have been loads of complaints

DAMM i wanna know know if its real, and if i watched it, or is it just a piss take?(yeah thats my vote)

 

I'M GONNA KILL MY MUM FOR LETTING ME WATCH RAINBOW

(i hate zippy now)

Edited March 2, 2005 by MartynJ

[Guest Simon]

Its impossible that it was just clips thrown together, plus we all knew beforehand that Rainbow did have sexual undertones in it already..

 

Just I never realised how bad until this episode. The episode seems a lot shorter than Rainbow episodes normally were, certain usual bits were missing, like Geoffrey usually reads a story etc.

 

I believe its a genuine episode but was it actually ever aired?

[Guest MartynJ]

IF it was i do think its funny now, but they must be pretty sick twisted freaks to say that stuff on a kids show, thats i think it was a piss take, they couldnt keep straight faces,, but still funny to me now

[Guest Simon]

I don't think its a piss take though unless somebody comes out and says that they know for certain that it is... I mean this programme already had a big gay bear who Zippy would always call "Bungle Bums" or something and a bloody pink RAVING HOMO dragon called George... like I said the show was already shocking at times but this clip goes beyond anything I ever expected!