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Ok so i'm only about 3 years too late in discovering EWR but anyhow.

 

Here is the first PPV card I booked. Survivor Series

 

Team Lita (Lita, Victoria, Torrie Wilson, and Candice Michelle) vs Team Trish (Trish Stratus, Ashley, Maria, and Mickie James) : First Fall : Victoria scores with a back heel kick on Maria. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Cover for a two count. Victoria misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Diving headbutt from Maria, not much elevation. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Vic blocks the suplex attempt. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Maria is down. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Vic defeats Maria. Second Fall : Torrie hits a quick kick on Ashley. Torrie hits a spinning back kick. There's a two count on the pin. Ashley reverses a hip toss. Flying knee to the face from Ashley. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Torrie drops out the back of a Ashley bodyslam attempt. Torrie Wilson uses a running dropkick into the corner. Pin, three count, it's over. Torrie Wilson pins Ashley. Third Fall : Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Mickey crushes Candice with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Candice Michelle elbows Mickie James in the face to break a hammerlock. Chin crusher by Candice Michelle, the execution wasn't great though. Candice Michelle floors Mickie James. Small Package! 1....2....3. Fourth Fall : Lita uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Super kick by Lita. Hooks the leg for a two count. Lita misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Back heel kick off the second rope, Lita goes down. Lita can barely stand. Chick kick!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Fifth Fall : Trish takes a flying neckbreaker from Victoria. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flying reverse elbow by Victoria. Power drive elbow by Victoria. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Victoria gets taken down out of nowhere. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Trish Stratus drives Victoria into the corner. Stratusfaction! Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Trish Stratus hits a rolling kick on Vic. Trish drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Trish Stratus is in trouble. Here it comes - Widows peak. 1....2...3, it's finished. It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1\2 rating.

 

(Lita you blown spot artist)

 

Team Angle (Kurt Angle, Matt Hardy, Dave Batista, and Stephanie McMahon) vs Team Mercury (Joey Mercury, Johnny Nitro, Melina, and Booker T) : First Fall : Kick from Johnny Nitro to the leg. Flying elbow from Johnny Nitro. Hooks the leg for a two count. Dave Batista ducks a clothesline attempt. Massive lariat, Batista really put some power into that. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Nitro blocks a punch. Super kick by Johnny Nitro. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Nitro defeats Batista. Second Fall : Stiff chop lights up Booker. Booker tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Hooks the leg for a two count. Booker blocks the suplex attempt. Angle walks into a face crusher variation. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Angle blocks a kick from Booker T. Powerful Spear by Kurt Angle. Pin, three count, it's over. Kurt Angle pins Booker. Third Fall : Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Springboard reverse elbow by Melina. Excellent move. Hooks the leg for a two count. Melina misses a clothesline. Springboard dropkick from Stephanie McMahon. Nicely done. Melina can barely stand. Here it comes - Pedagrie. 1....2...3, it's finished. Fourth Fall : Stiff high kick on Steph by Johnny Nitro who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Second rope flying axe handle, Steph goes down. Hooks the leg for a two count. Nitro walks into a trip. Slingshot senton by Steph, crushing the chest of Nitro. Pin, but Nitro is out just before the three count. Nitro blocks the suplex attempt. Flying cross body off the top rope! Even Steamboat would have applauded the execution on that. Pin, three count, it's over. Johnny Nitro pins Steph. Fifth Fall : Angle walks into a high dropkick from Johnny Nitro. Second rope flying axe handle, Angle goes down. Hooks the leg for a two count. Nitro only gets knees on a splash. Wicked Tiger Suplex by Kurt Angle on Nitro. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Johnny Nitro elbows Kurt Angle in the face to break a hammerlock. Nitro crushes Angle with a sweet running senton. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Nitro defeats Angle. Sixth Fall : Flying elbow from Matt Hardy. Super kick by Matt Hardy. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Mercury walks into a face crusher variation. Mercury counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Mercury uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Joey Mercury moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Double DDT. 1....2...3, it's finished. Good **** rating.

 

Team Benoit (Chris Benoit, Stone Cold S.A., Ric Flair, and Ken Kennedy) vs Team Hogan (Hulk Hogan, Randy Orton, Gene Snitsky, and Rene Dupree) : First Fall : Snitsky takes a headbutt from Stone Cold S.A.. Back elbow connects, Snitsky staggers backward. Hooks the leg for a two count. Snitsky blocks a punch. Double Arm DDT by Snitsky, Austin got destroyed. Pin, but Austin is out just before the three count. Stone Cold S.A. fights out of a grapple. Big piledriver on Snitsky. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Austin defeats Snitsky. Second Fall : Kick from Ken Kennedy to the leg. Driven DDT by Ken Kennedy. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Hooks the leg for a two count. Rene counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Tornado DDT from Rene Dupree, Mr. Kenned got planted. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Ken Kennedy comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Rene takes a hurrancarana from Ken Kennedy. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Mr. Kenned defeats Rene. Third Fall : Flying dropkick from Flair on Hogan. Flying elbow off the top rope by Ric Flair, poor elevation though. Cover for a two count. Hogan blocks the suplex attempt. Flair walks into a face-first flapjack. Hulk Hogan floors Ric Flair. Legdrop! 1....2....3. Fourth Fall : Stiff high kick on Mr. Kenned by Randy Orton who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Hard back suplex on Mr. Kenned. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Hooks the leg for a two count. Randy Orton misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Springboard dropkick from Ken Kennedy. Nicely done. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Ken Kennedy misses a clothesline. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Pin, three count, it's over. Randy Orton pins Mr. Kenned. Fifth Fall : Driven DDT by Randy Orton. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Austin takes a hurrancarana from Randy Orton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Stone Cold S.A. powers out of a Randy Orton headlock. Flying clothesline by Austin. Stone Cold S.A. moves in for the kill. Stunner!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Sixth Fall : Hard back suplex on Hogan. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Super kick by Chris Benoit. There's a two count on the pin. Hulk Hogan elbows Chris Benoit in the face to break a hammerlock. Hogan pulls a jumping piledriver out! Chris Benoit can barely stand. Here it comes - Axe Bomber. 1....2...3, it's finished. Final Fall : Back elbow connects, Hogan staggers backward. Cover for a two count. Ring-shaking slam on Hogan. Brutal seated powerbomb on Hogan. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Hulk Hogan fights out of a grapple. Hogan whips Austin into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Hulk Hogan has Stone Cold S.A. down on the canvas. Legdrop!!! Cover, but there's no one to count for Hulk Hogan. Big backdrop on Austin, executed well. Austin blocks a kick from Hulk Hogan. Stone Cold S.A. moves in for the kill. Stunner! 1....2....3. I can't decide whether it's a *** or a ***1\2 match...let's go for a ***1\4 rating to make it fair.

 

 

Team B.S. (Big Show, Chris Masters, Kane, and Christian) vs Team Finlay (Fit Finlay, JBL, Boogeyman, and Undertaker) : First Fall : The Master receives some punishment. Rude Awakening on Chris Masters by Taker. There's a two count on the pin. The Master counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Flying clothesline by The Master. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. The Master drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Big piledriver on The Master. Cover gets three. Undertaker pinned The Master. Second Fall : Standing leg lariat by Christian on Boogeyman. Spin kick by Christian to the face. There's a two count on the pin. Boogeyman takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Flying spear out of the corner! Christian nearly got snapped in two. Pin, but Christian is out just before the three count. Christian ducks a clothesline attempt. Super frankensteiner on Boogeyman, who hit hard. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Christian defeats Boogeyman. Third Fall : Big backdrop on Taker, executed well. Spinebuster by Big Show, executed with Arn-esque perfection. There's a two count on the pin. Taker blocks a kick from Big Show. Flying spear out of the corner! B.S. nearly got snapped in two. Big Show is in trouble. Here it comes - Tombstone Piledriver. 1....2...3, it's finished. Fourth Fall : Kane slams JBL. Back elbow connects, JBL staggers backward. There's a two count on the pin. JBL blocks a kick from Kane. Lifting DDT by JBL, executed well. Pin, but Kane is out just before the three count. Kane kicks JBL in the gut to reverse the momentum. Powerful Spear by Kane. Cover gets three. Kane pinned JBL. Fifth Fall : Flying shoulder tackle by Kane sends Finlay to the mat. Finlay gets hit with a huge clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Fit Finlay elbows Kane in the face to break a hammerlock. Flying spear out of the corner! Kane nearly got snapped in two. Kane is in trouble. European Uppercut!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Sixth Fall : Big clothesline on Christian. Powerful Spear by Undertaker. There's a two count on the pin. Undertaker misses a clothesline. Tiger suplex on Taker, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Undertaker is in trouble. Unprettier!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Final Fall : Christian uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Cover for a two count. Christian crushes Finlay with a sweet running senton. Back heel kick off the second rope, Finlay goes flying. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Finlay drops out the back of a Christian bodyslam attempt. Fit Finlay misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Christian is in trouble. European Uppercut!!! That shook the ring. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Rude Awakening on Christian by Finlay. Christian reverses a hip toss. Fit Finlay can barely stand. Unprettier! 1....2....3. I can't decide whether it's a *** or a ***1\2 match...let's go for a ***1\4 rating to make it fair.

 

 

The Girls Next Door (Angela, Tammy, Toni, and Claire) vs Bitch City (Hope, Sondra, Rajah, and Rita) : First Fall : Hope snap suplexes Claire...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Hope hits a bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Claire counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Vicious kick to the teeth from Claire. Akira Maeda would be proud. Hope can barely stand. Here it comes - GND Sambo Suplex. 1....2...3, it's finished. Second Fall : Big backdrop on Rajah, executed well. Massive backbreaker, Rajah got nailed. Hooks the leg for a two count. Rajah counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Tammy walks into a face crusher variation. Rajah moves in for the kill. Suplex Slam! 1....2....3. Third Fall : Angela gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Rita. Big clothesline on Angela. Hooks the leg for a two count. Angela takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Death valley driver by Angela, Rita got planted. Pin, but Rita is out just before the three count. Rita ducks a wild right hand. Devastating face-first slam from Rita on Angela. Cover gets three. Rita pinned Angela. Fourth Fall : Toni drives a forearm into the chest of Rita. Toni slams Rita down. There's a two count on the pin. Rita fights out of a grapple. Wicked Tiger Suplex by Rita on Toni. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Toni fights out of a grapple. Rita walks into a stiff sit-out jaw breaker. Cover gets three. Toni pinned Rita. Fifth Fall : Stiff high kick on Toni by Rajah who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Rajah with a spinning neckbreaker on Toni. Hooks the leg for a two count. Toni kicks Rajah in the gut to reverse the momentum. Wicked Tiger Suplex by Toni on Rajah. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Rajah counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Super kick by Rajah. Cover gets three. Rajah pinned Toni. Sixth Fall : Spinning back kick from Claire. Sondra gets caught with a short powerbomb from Claire. There's a two count on the pin. Sondra counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Double Arm DDT by Sondra, Claire got destroyed. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Claire reverses a hip toss. Powerful Spear by Claire. Cover gets three. Claire pinned Sondra. Final Fall : Hard back suplex on Rajah. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Cover for a two count. Powerful Spear by Claire. Springboard dropkick from Claire. Nicely done. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Rajah backdrops Claire out of a piledriver attempt. Rajah whips Claire into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Claire is in trouble. Suplex Slam!!! That shook the ring. Cover, but there's no one to count for Rajah. Big clothesline on Claire. Claire reverses a waistlock. Rajah is in trouble. GND Sambo Suplex!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Almost got a **** match, but was lacking in certain areas, so i'm knocking off half a star, so it gets a ***1\2 rating.

 

Team Triple H (Hunter Hearst Helmsey, Chris Jericho, Carlito C. Cool, and Edge) vs Team HBK (Shawn Michaels, John Cena, Rob Van Dam, and Chavo Guerrero) : First Fall : Hunter Hearst Helmsey with a spinning neckbreaker on RVD. Big piledriver on RVD. Hooks the leg for a two count. RVD drops out the back of a Hunter Hearst Helmsey bodyslam attempt. DDT from the top rope by Rob Van Dam. That looked brutal. Hunter Hearst Helmsey gets knocked to the ground by RVD, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - Five star frog splash, forget about it. 1....2...3! Second Fall : Running knee lift from John Cena. Lightning kick by Cena on Carlito. Cover for a two count. John Cena gets taken down out of nowhere. Back heel kick off the second rope, Cena goes down. Carlito C. Cool moves in for the kill. Here it comes - That's not cool. 1....2...3, it's finished. Third Fall : Jericho gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from HBK. Chris Jericho takes a butterfly suplex from HBK. Hooks the leg for a two count. Chris Jericho fights out of a grapple. Powerbomb on HBK. Pin, but HBK is out just before the three count. HBK counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. HBK almost belly-to-belly suplexes Chris Jericho through the mat. Pin, three count, it's over. Shawn Michaels pins Jericho. Fourth Fall : Carlito C. Cool scores with a back heel kick on RVD. Flying elbow from Carlito C. Cool. There's a two count on the pin. RVD blocks a kick from Carlito C. Cool. Back heel kick off the second rope, Carlito goes down. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Carlito blocks a punch. Vicious lightning kick by Carlito on RVD. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Carlito defeats RVD. Fifth Fall : Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Vicious lightning kick by Edge on HBK. Cover for a two count. HBK reverses a waistlock. Edge gets hit with a running splash mountain out of the corner. Edge is in trouble. Sweet chin music!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Sixth Fall : Shawn Michaels snap suplexes Carlito...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Tiger bomb by Shawn Michaels, executed perfectly. There's a two count on the pin. Carlito C. Cool avoids a Shawn Michaels avalanche. Tiger suplex on HBK, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Carlito C. Cool moves in for the kill. Back Cracker!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Final Fall : Spin kick by Carlito C. Cool to the face. Super kick by Carlito C. Cool. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Chavo walks into a face crusher variation. Chavo counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Driven DDT by Chavo Guerrero. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Chavo Guerrero moves in for the kill. !!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! A solid **** rating.

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That's great...

 

But...

 

We don't know why the situations are as they are. Who are "The Girls Next Door" and who are "Bitch City"? Why are they fighting? Why are The Boogeyman and Undertaker teaming with Finlay and JBL? Why is Hogan teaming with Snitsky and Dupree?

 

It's all very well pasting the show here (literally), but anyone who reads it has no clue what's going on!

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lol Chris, I am writing a report on what is going on. A diary if you will.

 

Girls Next Door and Bitch city are creations obviously I will reveal what they are about.

 

As for Taker and Boogeyman they are a tag team as are JBL and Finlay and they teamed up for the survivor match.

 

As for the Hogan vs Benoit contest, remember SS 199(5?) when WWE had a mixed match with heels and faces on the same team? Well that is what this was.

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