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Anyone have any thoughts on our supposed Armageddon date?

 

Not only does the Mayan calender end on that date, but there have been predictions from astronomers, Edgar Casey and even Nostradamus that the world is going to change dramatically on or around that date.

 

Also does anyone have any predictions of their own about the state of global issues?

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Anyone have any thoughts on our supposed Armageddon date?

 

Not only does the Mayan calender end on that date, but there have been predictions from astronomers, Edgar Casey and even Nostradamus that the world is going to change dramatically on or around that date.

 

Also does anyone have any predictions of their own about the state of global issues?

 

Nostradamus was a bigot, Nothing he has ever written can't be interpreted in at least a dozen ways. As for the Mayans, who cares what an extinct race's Calander says?

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Nostradamus is as a*sehat. The only reason confused people even remotely pay attention to him is because the French royal family thought he was quite good at magic. He, in fact, isn't. If he was worth anything, he'd be able to have done this:

 

"In September, 2001, Arabian terrorists are going to fly planes into two towers in the New World."

 

Rather than...

 

"In the City of God there will be a great thunder, two brothers torn apart by Chaos, while the fortress endures the great leader will succumb the third big war will begin when the big city is burning."

 

Just really, the man's a fool. It's believed that he was actually well aware he was just making sh*t up, and that prediction was supposed to be about a war between Catholics and the Greek Orthodox (City of God = Rome, Two brothers = Eastern Roman Empire, Western Roman Empire, or Romulus and Remus, The Big City = Constantinople, Chaos = The Fall of Rome), but, of course, that didn't happen, so his stupid fans had to just lie and pretend he was talking about something else.

 

As for the Mayans, if they were so good at predicting things they'd have spent more time inventing a cure for small pox, and less time killing people to make the sun happy.

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Nah the Swiss will beat the Mayans to it with their own Doomsday machine.:P

 

Didn't that thing break?

 

The world will end on September 4th 2095.

 

Heed my words.

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As for the Mayans, if they were so good at predicting things they'd have spent more time inventing a cure for small pox, and less time killing people to make the sun happy.

 

Do you know how many people I've had to kill to keep the sun happy becuase of people like you!!

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As for the Mayans, if they were so good at predicting things they'd have spent more time inventing a cure for small pox, and less time killing people to make the sun happy.

:-)

 

That's probably the funniest thing I've read in weeks!

 

Interesting about Nostradamus tho. I've not studied that much into his quatrains, but from what I do know, I agree that they can be interpenetrated in dozens of ways.

Still dosen't exxplain the erratic solar activity that's supposed to either peak or refuse to emit sun spots within the nexxt few years.

 

What do you think about the magnetic polar shift theory?

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Didn't that thing break?

 

The world will end on September 4th 2095.

 

Heed my words.

 

I hear they're fixing it. Does more damage that way.:P

 

Aliens will invade on December 22, 2012.

 

We need Godzilla vs Rodan to get things started.:lol They'll deal with the aliens.

 

EDIT: Here we go. Confirmation.

 

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/political-pictures-sarah-palin-mayans.jpg

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We need Godzilla vs Rodan to get things started.:lol They'll deal with the aliens.

 

I was thinking more of hiring Mulder and Scully. :lol

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I was thinking more of hiring Mulder and Scully. :lol

 

LOL. They can deal with these two.:P

 

Stolen from Reno.

 

MORTAL TOMCAT

 

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-basement-cat-vs-ceiling-cat.jpg

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After a little research, apparently, the Mayans didn't say the world will end on 21st December, but something important will happen.

 

I swear I've lived through at least four Armageddon prediction dates already.

 

I was just looking into that. In my life time (1987 onwards), I've survived;

 

1988 - Edgar C. Whisenant

1988 - Southwest Radio Church

1988 - NASA

1989 - Russian Menonite Christians

1989 - Benny Hinn

1990 - Oral Roberts

1990 - Universal and Triumphant Church

1993 - Student's of the Seven Seals

1993 - The Children Of God

1994 - William Kamm

1994 - Dutch Reform Family Church

1995 - The Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints

1997 - Vortex of the Holy Star of David

1997 - Ministry of Biblical Astronomy

1997 - Temple Mount and Land of Israel Faithful Movement

1997 - Christian Knights of National Security

1998 - International Association of Physics

1998 - God's Salvation Church

1998 - Church of Subgenius

1998 - Church of Concerned Christians

1998 - House of Yahweh

1999 - Order of the Solar Temple

1999 - Branch Davidians

1999 - Bible Prophecy Corner

1999 - Aum Shinri Kyo

1999 - International Baptist Bible Fellowship

1999 - Nostradamus

2000 - Millennialist Christians

2000 - Christian Re-constructionists

2000 - Quellish

2001 - Unarius Society

2001 - Jack Van Impe Ministries

2003 - Pana Wava Research Group

2005 - Church of the Holy Rapture

2006 - Israeli House of Yahweh

2007 - Paul Sides

2007 - Lord of Our Righteous Church

2007 - Dr. Michael Mau

2008 - Mark Bilz

2008 - The Lord's Witnesses

2008 - Christian Research Ministry

2008 - The True Orthodox Church of Russia

2008 - Al Shaddai Ministry

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