Saw this on the Telepgraph website:

 

The Tokyo-based firm is rolling out game consoles that it has called "Toylets" at urinals for men in bars around the country, encouraging men to take part in a series of contests by varying the strength and direction of their urine.

 

Each of the urinals is fitted with a pressure sensor, a company spokesman said, and a screen is mounted on the wall above the unit, which each cost £1,266.

 

Players can choose from five games, which are interspersed with advertisements for products and services. Sega hopes that users of the lavatories will pay more attention to the adverts if they can also play games while using the facilities.

 

The most simple game is titled "Mannekin Pis" and simply measures how hard the player can urinate. Slightly more challenging is "Graffiti Eraser," in which the player is required to remove a picture by pointing a hose at the offending image.

 

The curiously named "The Northern Wind, the Sun and Me" is designed to stimulate a player's interest in the opposite sex. The aim is to blow a girl's skirt up and reveal her underwear, with the harder the player urinating, the harder the wind blowing.

 

Another game – with the equally odd title of "Battle! Milk From Nose!" - pits the present user of the urinal against his predecessor. The power of each player's urine stream is compared and depicted on the screen as milk spraying out of the contestants' noses. The player with the strongest nose milk knocks his opponent out of the ring.

 

For players keen to brag about their performance at the urinal, the results can be downloaded onto a memory stick.

That is actually awesome. When I'm using urinals, I make up little games in my head as it is anyway.

The curiously named "The Northern Wind, the Sun and Me" is designed to stimulate a player's interest in the opposite sex. The aim is to blow a girl's skirt up and reveal her underwear, with the harder the player urinating, the harder the wind blowing.

 

Really Japan? Really?

It's Japan, every single thing they make has to at least 10% dedicated to rape-fantasy. I'm pretty sure it's actually a part of their legal system.

I'm waiting for the one involving rapey tentacle monsters. Japan loves them some rapey tentacle monsters.

Only if the rape victims look really, creepily underage.

Only if the rape victims look really, creepily underage.

 

And yet ,at the same time, have cleavage most women would have to buy. It's just weird and disturbing.

I saw this on another site ages ago. Weird indeed.

 

It's Japan, every single thing they make has to at least 10% dedicated to rape-fantasy. I'm pretty sure it's actually a part of their legal system.

 

Well that's a generalisation.

 

Only if the rape victims look really, creepily underage.

 

And yet ,at the same time, have cleavage most women would have to buy. It's just weird and disturbing.

 

And so is that.

Come on now Shao, we all know the Japanese are obsessed with tentacle rape, and buying soiled panties from vending machines. Stop trying to deny it. :lol

Come on now Shao, we all know the Japanese are obsessed with tentacle rape, and buying soiled panties from vending machines. Stop trying to deny it. :lol

 

I'm not denying it at all. Maybe 'generalisation' wasn't the best word.

 

Exaggeration would be a better word to say what I mean.

Sega are really taking the piss now.

 

I'm just surprised nobody said it already :)

I think this whole idea smells funny!

 

 

Actually, that's bollocks, I think it's an awesome idea!

 

On the subject of weirdy Japanese porn, I once watched a very strange video where women were dressed up as lavatory equipment. So a man came in for a pee and ended up shagging a bidet. It was so funny that it wasn't in the least bit erotic.

Link?

I'll try my best!

 

Surfing through hundreds of porn videos to find a link for Maxx, man the things I do for people! :D

This is a great idea, wouldn't mind it over here.

This is a great idea, wouldn't mind it over here.

The urinal game or bidet humping?

Quite categorically the urinal game! :lol

I'm not denying it at all. Maybe 'generalisation' wasn't the best word.

 

Exaggeration would be a better word to say what I mean.

 

We were clearly joking, come on now.

when it comes to the Japanese, nothings exaggerated.

 

Like, if I thought of the weirdest sex-related thing I could think of and then went and typed it into Google I guarantee there'll be 50 videos from Japan of it happening!

I doubt that Phil...

 

 

More like 20.

wow, note the irony of being caught exaggerating in a post debunking the myth about exaggerating when it comes to Japanese Porn!