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We can beat San Marino - I say we put a team together and petition Roy and the FA to let us represent our country.

 

I'll play left back, anybody else up for it!

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I reckon we could put a TWO X1 together and give them a game. Who wants to go in the sticks?

 

Edit: Haha, Gringo and me had the same post at the same time. Great minds.

I'm the man for the goal :)
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We'll get Boyo in for midfield, he may be Welsh but he's lived here for that long he is eligible. Get Desser on the wing and Chris2K at the back as well.

 

C'mon, TWO XI!

To be fair a TWO XI could probably beat England at this stage :lol

I'm Scottish but I'd qualify through my scouse Gran :lol

 

I'll play holding midfield. A young Andrea Pirlo, they say.

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If I'm on the left overlapping against Glen Johnson on the right then we might lol.

 

If we draft in three of the lads I play with, my mates little brother James and his two mates who will call One Direction because well, they look like boy band members, then we'd kill them. They have what England lack - youth, pace and directness.

 

I'm joking by the way before anyone gets annoyed and takes this as super literal. Although we'd murder San Marino!

F**k it, I'm Irish and I'm outta ere :lol
One's thing for sure, Glen Johnson wouldn't make the TWO XI.
I once bought a bottle of Sammarinese wine that came with a six month run at left-back for the national team.

Yes I'll play midfield, although I don't really leave the confines of the centre circle and only pass to the centreback to keep my passing stats pleasingly high.

 

Cheers!

I'll play centre back, Ill be the rio, i can header the ball but don't ask me to run
What's our formation? I like right-back or holding midfield. Not sure I still fit in my school shorts though.
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Well I was thinking 4-2-3-1...

 

GK: King

 

RB: John Hancock

CB: Jayfunk

CB: Chris2K

LB: Evil Gringo

 

CM: Boyo

CM: Magic

 

RM: ???

LM: Desser

CAM/CF: ???

 

ST: ???

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Oooooh, who's calling themselves for striker?
Can I play for San Marino so I can do a De Jong kick on Jayfunk's face?
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No, just be like the Cameroon players at the end of the World Cup and fight at the end of the game.

 

Unless you agree to knock in a couple of own goals before you get sent off in which case fine.

I'm a left footer, so you may want to play me on the left instead.

 

I'll start doing my warm-up.

Can I play for San Marino so I can do a De Jong kick on Jayfunk's face?

 

I doubt you can get your leg up that high, how about the shin?

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Done, we just need a right midfielder, a player to play behind the front man and an actual front man.
Put me wherever you see fit :lol

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