Driving

[Guest Pabster]

Hey,

 

Can you drive? Do you have a car? If so, do you have any funny/weird/horrible stories from being on the road?

 

Cheers.

[Guest Verb]

I do drive, I own a Rover 214 Si, and no I don't have any funny stories cause I'm a great driver

[Guest HSM]

I drive a Rover 220 SLi 16 Valve.

 

Havent got a funny story about myself, but 2 weeks ago a guy i work with was working on the night shift and while he was driving home at around 6am he actually fell asleep at the wheel.

In his own words he described it as "One minute i was driving and the next i woke up on the wrong side of the road heading for a ditch." Luckily he managed to straighten up just in time otherwise it could have been very nasty. Im sure its no coincedence that im driving on the night shift this week instead of him :D

[Guest Cactus Jack]

Not 17 till July, but have a car sorted:

 

51 Reg 1.8 Honda Accord Sport VTECH

[Guest Russ]

I drive a funkylicious metallic blue Ford Ka, with CD player.

 

Funny stories? No, just funny stickers.

 

"Keep honking, I'm reloading."

 

"Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's arse and wait."

 

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandad, not screaming in terror like his passengers"

 

Maybe HSM's pal should invest in the last one.

[Guest Alan]

I drive a 1.0 Nissan Micra (G reg). No funny stories as yet but i have drove through a few puddles and soaked pedestrians! nothing major

[Guest The Crippler]

I don't drive and don't have any burning desires to learn how to either. My wee sister is taking lessons at the minute so she can cart me around the place.

[Guest MillionLiraMan]

Yeah I drive a Citroen AX and have been driving for about six years. I can't really think of any funny driving stories at the minute mind you. The only thing odd about my driving is that the rest of the time I'm normally quite a level-headed guy (well I think so anyway), but when incharge at the wheel I tend to get really pissed off with other people and lose patience really quickly. Not something I'm proud of, but I think it must just something to do with getting wound up to keep concentration or something, I don't really know.

[Guest Goldy]

I'm hoping to start driving lessons soon, i've had a few lessons off a pal, lol, first time she let me drive round a car park and i was thinking, this is easy, i'm a natural, so we went out to some country lanes and all was going well until a car overtook me and i panicked and drove into the hedgerow and got stuck :D very reminiscent of Paul O Grady on Celebrity Driving School!! but i really do need to learn as it would be soo cool to drive to UK wrestling shows instead of relying on public transport all the time, i'm not fussy about the car i finally get, just as long as it's not red!!! :D :)

[Guest HSM]

*Tries not to make a joke about women drivers* :D

 

Why is it whenever you buy a car the first thing a woman says is "Ohhhhhhh what colour is it" :P

[Guest Jayden]

That said, most women drivers, whilst not neccessarily technically any better at driving, are much safer on the roads.

 

The boy racers give us such a bad name.

 

I don't drive, I have a phobia of motorways that has always put me off. Maybe I'll get over it one day, but the longer I leave it the more hassle it is to learn

 

btw, good to see you're still here ;)

[Guest HSM]

Its pretty hard to go anywhere else seeing as how Kam keeps us workers locked up in the dungeon 23 hours day feeding us bread and water and only allowing us one hour a day in the exercise yard.

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Or is it just me he does that too? :(

[Guest Verb]

I only get kept in for 22 hours, I get the extra hour for long time service.