When was the last time you met a 'blue blood' from Blackpool, England?
Who told The Undertaker he looks good in a vest?
Why do main-event wrestlers always 'arrive' at the arena after the show has already started? If Funaki can get there on time every week then why can't they?
During interviews why do wrestlers always stop talking when another wrestler's music starts to play? Couldn't they just carry on talking over the music? Surely they're not that polite.
Why does The Rock do a backflip every time he receives the Stone Cold Stunner?
What happened To Buh Buh Ray Dudley's stutter?
How come things only happen in the McMahon family's lives on Monday and Thursday nights? What do they do the rest of the week?
When one wrestler is being attacked by a whole group of other wrestlers, why does the group take it in turns to attack him? Wouldn't it be more efficient if they all attacked him at the same time?
Why is Chris Benoit's neck wider than his head?
Why is Shane McMahon's entrance music all about money? If he has so much money then why can't he buy some new clothes? Couldn't he also pay for some dancing lessons?
Why was Triple H out for 8 months with a thigh injury yet when he was 'dropped 40ft in a car' at Survivor Series 2000 he returned the next week?
Why is every Japanese wrestler who appears in the WWF presented as being stupid and unable to speak English?
Why is The Undertaker turning into a grumpy old man? "Get out of my yard!"
Has Jim Ross ever seen a scalded dog run? What is a 'government mule'?
Why are all Japanese wrestlers just announced as being 'from Japan'? They don't announce any of the other wrestlers as being 'from the United States' or 'from Canada'.
Is Billy Gunn's finishing move called 'The One and Only' because it's the one and only move he has?
Why do the referees act as if they are dead when they get hit with one punch?
If Edge and Christian are brothers, what's their surname?
How is Tajiri's 'Tarantula' supposed to hurt if he can only apply it for 4 seconds without being disqualified?
If they'd held a 'Tough Enough' contest 10 years ago and Tazz had entered, would he have got past the first round?
Why are wrestlers always so careful to remove the TV monitors from the announce table before they put their opponent through it?
What happened to The Rock's $500 shirts? Now he just wears the same t-shirt for months on end. Is he a bit short of cash?
Why is Jim Ross always talking in his Ross Report and Raw magazine column about wrestlers being overweight? Has he never heard the expression 'people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones'?
Is there anyone in the WWF more boring than the Dudleys? Even their tables have more personality and get more of a reaction than they do.
What is 'Y2J' supposed to mean? 'Year 2 Jericho'?
Why does Vince McMahon walk like he's a puppet being operated by strings?
When people turn heel why do they either give a pathetic reason or no reason at all ("You don't deserve a reason")?
Why does Bradshaw insist on wearing tape around the top of his arms to make the flab look like muscle?
Does Blubba Ray Dudley think that wearing a cap backwards makes him look cool?
Why does Lance Storm walk as though he's been riding a horse all day?
Why is The Rock getting skinnier every week? How long until he becomes a boney jabronie?
Why is Triple H getting bigger every week? How long until his arms explode?
Why does the Undertaker keep sniffing and scratching himself? Does he have fleas?
Why does Kane's entrance music sound like the theme tune to the 80s UK TV series 'Bergerac'?
Is Hulk Hogan black?
Could Jim Ross make it any more obvious that he hates Hulk Hogan?
Which was handled worse: the Invasion or the nWo?
Why does Ric Flair insist on climbing on the top rope in every match when he always gets thrown off by his opponent?
Doesn't Hardcore Holly realise that nobody likes him now, in the past or in the future?
Did Ric Flair forget that he was in the nWo?
How many more times is Ric Flair going to have 'one last run'?
What makes the Hardyz so extreme? Is it the fact they wear stupid clothes, write on their arms with magic marker or that they lose every match they are involved in?
Why do the commentators talk about Molly Holly as if she is massively obese when she really isn't that big at all?
Why is The Rock so annoying since he become an actor?
Why was Jackie from Tough Enough 2 on TV when she can't wrestle or do interviews?
What is it that's not-quite-right about John Cena?
Why does Brock Lesnar look like a 5 year old child's head on Sycho Sid's body?
Why does Chris Benoit only have 3 facial expressions: angry, surprised and cocky?
What is that greasy white, orange and green string growing on Christian's head?
Do we really have to see Blubba Ray Dudley's legs?
How come it hurts a wrestler if he misses a dropkick but it doesn't hurt if he catches his opponent with it? Doesn't he land exactly the same way in both cases?
Why does Tazz scream 'Gerrrrrrrrman' at least once during every Chris Benoit match?
Is Jeff Hardy skinnier than Spike Dudley yet?
Did Dawn Marie used to be a man?
Why do the lyrics to RVD's entrance music sound more like 'one of the gang' than 'one of a kind'?
Is there anything funnier than Jim Ross saying 'Big Booty Daddy'?
Why does Shawn Michaels have his hair cut like an old woman?
Why doesn't somebody tell Tazz that he isn't funny or clever?
If a wrestler comes from Ohio Valley Wrestling is it compulsory for him to have tattoos all over his body?
Why is Chavo Guerrero getting balder and fatter every week?
Why does Shawn Michaels wear a t-shirt with 'H8K' on the front?
Why does Shannon Moore look like a 12 year old schoolgirl?
If Kurt Angle was so humiliated by getting his head shaved then why hasn't he grown it back, over 9 months later?
Isn't anyone brave enough to tell Triple H that his hair looks absolutely ridiculous?
Why does the singing on Kane's entrance music start just before the music is turned off?
Why is Triple H dressing exactly like Ric Flair did in 1989? Will he change his name to Triple Naitch next?
Is the stable called 'Evolution' because Triple H is evolving in to Michael Bolton?
Why did WWE sign Nathan Jones if he supposedly has no wrestling skills and needs to be trained by The Undertaker?
Why has Stephanie McMahon got so big so quickly? Has Triple H been slipping his special 'vitamins' in her food?
Why does the person doing the rapping in the verses of 3 Minute Warning's entrance music sound like Smackdown ring announcer Tony Chimmel?
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When was the last time you met a 'blue blood' from Blackpool, England?
Who told The Undertaker he looks good in a vest?
Why do main-event wrestlers always 'arrive' at the arena after the show has already started? If Funaki can get there on time every week then why can't they?
During interviews why do wrestlers always stop talking when another wrestler's music starts to play? Couldn't they just carry on talking over the music? Surely they're not that polite.
Why does The Rock do a backflip every time he receives the Stone Cold Stunner?
What happened To Buh Buh Ray Dudley's stutter?
How come things only happen in the McMahon family's lives on Monday and Thursday nights? What do they do the rest of the week?
When one wrestler is being attacked by a whole group of other wrestlers, why does the group take it in turns to attack him? Wouldn't it be more efficient if they all attacked him at the same time?
Why is Chris Benoit's neck wider than his head?
Why is Shane McMahon's entrance music all about money? If he has so much money then why can't he buy some new clothes? Couldn't he also pay for some dancing lessons?
Why was Triple H out for 8 months with a thigh injury yet when he was 'dropped 40ft in a car' at Survivor Series 2000 he returned the next week?
Why is every Japanese wrestler who appears in the WWF presented as being stupid and unable to speak English?
Why is The Undertaker turning into a grumpy old man? "Get out of my yard!"
Has Jim Ross ever seen a scalded dog run? What is a 'government mule'?
Why are all Japanese wrestlers just announced as being 'from Japan'? They don't announce any of the other wrestlers as being 'from the United States' or 'from Canada'.
Is Billy Gunn's finishing move called 'The One and Only' because it's the one and only move he has?
Why do the referees act as if they are dead when they get hit with one punch?
If Edge and Christian are brothers, what's their surname?
How is Tajiri's 'Tarantula' supposed to hurt if he can only apply it for 4 seconds without being disqualified?
If they'd held a 'Tough Enough' contest 10 years ago and Tazz had entered, would he have got past the first round?
Why are wrestlers always so careful to remove the TV monitors from the announce table before they put their opponent through it?
What happened to The Rock's $500 shirts? Now he just wears the same t-shirt for months on end. Is he a bit short of cash?
Why is Jim Ross always talking in his Ross Report and Raw magazine column about wrestlers being overweight? Has he never heard the expression 'people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones'?
Is there anyone in the WWF more boring than the Dudleys? Even their tables have more personality and get more of a reaction than they do.
What is 'Y2J' supposed to mean? 'Year 2 Jericho'?
Why does Vince McMahon walk like he's a puppet being operated by strings?
When people turn heel why do they either give a pathetic reason or no reason at all ("You don't deserve a reason")?
Why does Bradshaw insist on wearing tape around the top of his arms to make the flab look like muscle?
Does Blubba Ray Dudley think that wearing a cap backwards makes him look cool?
Why does Lance Storm walk as though he's been riding a horse all day?
Why is The Rock getting skinnier every week? How long until he becomes a boney jabronie?
Why is Triple H getting bigger every week? How long until his arms explode?
Why does the Undertaker keep sniffing and scratching himself? Does he have fleas?
Why does Kane's entrance music sound like the theme tune to the 80s UK TV series 'Bergerac'?
Is Hulk Hogan black?
Could Jim Ross make it any more obvious that he hates Hulk Hogan?
Which was handled worse: the Invasion or the nWo?
Why does Ric Flair insist on climbing on the top rope in every match when he always gets thrown off by his opponent?
Doesn't Hardcore Holly realise that nobody likes him now, in the past or in the future?
Did Ric Flair forget that he was in the nWo?
How many more times is Ric Flair going to have 'one last run'?
What makes the Hardyz so extreme? Is it the fact they wear stupid clothes, write on their arms with magic marker or that they lose every match they are involved in?
Why do the commentators talk about Molly Holly as if she is massively obese when she really isn't that big at all?
Why is The Rock so annoying since he become an actor?
Why was Jackie from Tough Enough 2 on TV when she can't wrestle or do interviews?
What is it that's not-quite-right about John Cena?
Why does Brock Lesnar look like a 5 year old child's head on Sycho Sid's body?
Why does Chris Benoit only have 3 facial expressions: angry, surprised and cocky?
What is that greasy white, orange and green string growing on Christian's head?
Do we really have to see Blubba Ray Dudley's legs?
How come it hurts a wrestler if he misses a dropkick but it doesn't hurt if he catches his opponent with it? Doesn't he land exactly the same way in both cases?
Why does Tazz scream 'Gerrrrrrrrman' at least once during every Chris Benoit match?
Is Jeff Hardy skinnier than Spike Dudley yet?
Did Dawn Marie used to be a man?
Why do the lyrics to RVD's entrance music sound more like 'one of the gang' than 'one of a kind'?
Is there anything funnier than Jim Ross saying 'Big Booty Daddy'?
Why does Shawn Michaels have his hair cut like an old woman?
Why doesn't somebody tell Tazz that he isn't funny or clever?
If a wrestler comes from Ohio Valley Wrestling is it compulsory for him to have tattoos all over his body?
Why is Chavo Guerrero getting balder and fatter every week?
Why does Shawn Michaels wear a t-shirt with 'H8K' on the front?
Why does Shannon Moore look like a 12 year old schoolgirl?
If Kurt Angle was so humiliated by getting his head shaved then why hasn't he grown it back, over 9 months later?
Isn't anyone brave enough to tell Triple H that his hair looks absolutely ridiculous?
Why does the singing on Kane's entrance music start just before the music is turned off?
Why is Triple H dressing exactly like Ric Flair did in 1989? Will he change his name to Triple Naitch next?
Is the stable called 'Evolution' because Triple H is evolving in to Michael Bolton?
Why did WWE sign Nathan Jones if he supposedly has no wrestling skills and needs to be trained by The Undertaker?
Why has Stephanie McMahon got so big so quickly? Has Triple H been slipping his special 'vitamins' in her food?
Why does the person doing the rapping in the verses of 3 Minute Warning's entrance music sound like Smackdown ring announcer Tony Chimmel?
Edited by Cactus Jack