How dodgy are you?

[Guest Feenix]

Try this quiz. It asks a bunch of questions then tells you how long you should be in jail because of dumb laws.dodgy I got: Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

[Guest Verb]

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

[Guest Peter]

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

[Guest Nicole]

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

 

Not bad

[Guest Craig Van Dam]

I got in the clear and potenial fine of £2000

[Guest Vampiro]

I got : Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £2000

[Guest Goldy]

Years in prison 36.5 ooops, potential fine £2000. *slaps wrist* :D

[Guest MillionLiraMan]

Years in prison: 30.5 Potential fine: £7500 plus a possibility of the death penalty!

 

Oh dear. I would have to plead mitigating circumstances for some of those things though. For instance, I have broken into someone's flat (a mate's) but I don't think many people who break into other people's homes look to see if they're there, break in through the window, put up a dartboard for the people who's place you've just broken into, have a quick game with your mate you broke in with, then go to the pub to find the people who's house you have just reverse burgled!

 

Still, the law is the law I suppose.

[Guest Popsi]

i got five years in prison and no fine.

 

damn me for putting a stamp on upside down

[Guest Cactus Jack]

I got:

 

Angel

 

Hmm… it seems you really are almost too good to be true. Most people don't even know most of those things are illegal - you must have an excellent knowledge of the law to be that perfect. Or maybe you're a policeman…

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes:

 

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: 0

[Guest The Crippler]

7 years in prison and no fine.

[Guest PeteR Richards]

Years in prison: 45. Potential fine: £2000

[Guest RazorRoss]

Years in prison: 103 Maximum fine: £2000

 

Not all that good for a law student really......

[Guest Russ]

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

 

Damn. I should probably cut out my hobby of masturbating over a naked madequin while driving drunk home from the pub I got drunk in, where I punched someone in the face because they told me I put a stamp on upside down.

[Guest Goldy]

Originally posted by Russ

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

 

Damn. I should probably cut out my hobby of masturbating over a naked madequin while driving drunk home from the pub I got drunk in, where I punched someone in the face because they told me I put a stamp on upside down.

 

:lol i was beginning to get worried by all these clean living people, i actually feel better now! :D