Just a reminder that Eurovision is on tonight (24th May) - 8pm BBC1

 

Lets see how close the UK gets :)

 

Tatu are the favourites though.

The UK Eurovision song is rubbish, I'd expect to see t.A.T.u win it.

and i hope T.a.T.u prefrom nekkid :D

Oh yeah one of my teacher's from school is gonna be in the British entry, weather he's singing or dancing I dont know but look out for him. He has brown hair and will probably be wearing extremely tight trousers. (He might not he just always did in school.)

and I hope they perform with broken microphones.

 

I've not had any interest in the competition since the beautiful Dana International win a few years ago. Mmmm mmm.

 

Our song, as always, is pretty god awful by all accounts. Hey, it could be worse, anyone remember Love City Groove?

 

"Baby, baby, baby, ya got me going crazy

I'm feeling kinda high, my mind is getting hazy

Coz when I think of you, I know just what to do

You make me feel so happy, when I'm feeling blue

You're picking me up with a kiss, a touch of your hand

You're all that I want, you're everything I planned

Like a fairytale story you're the man of my dreams, my knight in shining armour or that's how it seems.

 

yadda yadda yadda

 

In the morning, when the sun shines

Down on your body, I know we're really making love now

In the morning, when the sun shines

Down on your body, I know we're really making love now

 

We're really making, we're really making, we're really making love now.

We're really making, we're really making, we're really making love now."

Originally posted by Jayden

 

"Baby, baby, baby, ya got me going crazy

I'm feeling kinda high, my mind is getting hazy

Coz when I think of you, I know just what to do

You make me feel so happy, when I'm feeling blue

You're picking me up with a kiss, a touch of your hand

You're all that I want, you're everything I planned

Like a fairytale story you're the man of my dreams, my knight in shining armour or that's how it seems.

 

yadda yadda yadda

 

In the morning, when the sun shines

Down on your body, I know we're really making love now

In the morning, when the sun shines

Down on your body, I know we're really making love now

 

We're really making, we're really making, we're really making love now.

We're really making, we're really making, we're really making love now."

 

Ahhh! God damn that thing sucks! Oh well Eurovision sucks anyway so who cares ;)

Oh yes, and of course who can forget the luuurverly Miss Gina G from 1996?

 

OOh aaah Just a Little Bit

OOh aaah A Little Bit More

OOh aaah Just a Little Bit

You know What I'm Lookin' For!

 

Classic.

 

Anyway, the wife is watching the show as we speak, I've asked to be called in time for the voting which is always great entertainment. What's the betting Greece give Cyprus "Dix Pois" and vice versa, we never win because we're the most unpoular nation in Europe, which is a damn good thing otherwise we'd be taking crap like this seriously.

The Austrian Entrant is quite simply the best song I've ever heard.

 

Imagine Rammstein mixed with S Club 7 mixed with Harry Hill.

 

Someone give me the title of that song, it's SO getting downloaded.

Quote of the night provided by Terry Wogan when Greece came on:

 

"If you happen to have a whip and handcuffs, you'd be very welcome on stage tonight!"

 

Classic :lol

Originally posted by Russ

Someone give me the title of that song, it's SO getting downloaded.

 

Alf Poier

Weil Der Mensch Zahlt

(Translation: Man Is The Measure Of All Things)

 

:xyx

Originally posted by Russ

Imagine Rammstein mixed with S Club 7 mixed with Harry Hill.

 

Well lets see...

 

Rammstein = sucks

 

S Club 7 = Sucks even more

 

Harry Hill = WHO????

 

It must suck really. Nah i cant knock it cause i aint heard it. The britich song was shit again :( gees when will we win again.

 

CJR

I apologise for the following outburst, and for the markish behaviour that will occur in my next sentance:

 

 

VOTE AUSTRIA

 

 

That is all :)

Edited May 24, 200321 yr by DraVen

I got it downloading now, ill tell you what i think of it once i listen to it. From the sounds of what you guys are saying it bloddy must be good. Ill just edit this post once i listend to it instead of doing another one.

 

*waits for download to finish*

 

CJR

Originally posted by ......cjr......

Well lets see...

Harry Hill = WHO????

CJR

 

Quite possibly the best British comedian in the world, past and present.

 

Mum's got it on in the background, lots of beautiful ladies and quite a good standard this year to be honest. There's no one that sticks out for being shit.

Spain = awesome ass.

 

 

Wouldn't mind digging into some of these foreign dishes... never knew foreign girls could be so attractive.

 

 

 

But still.. vote Austria.

LISTEN TO DRAVEN- VOTE AUSTRIA. THE MAN DESERVES IT!!!!