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***El SmackDown Thread De Officiale - Mercioles 28 de Mayo***


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Smackdown starts with Sable coming to the ring. She introduces the participants for the very first match and sits at ringside to watch.

 

Nidia w/ Jamie Noble beat Torrie Wilson with a rollup holding the tights. After the match Torrie pantsed Nidia.

 

Vince arrives to the arena in a limo.

 

-commercial-

 

Backstage, the lie detector testers are testing the equipment on Stephanie.

 

Backstage, Team Angle walk to the ring for their match.

 

Backstage, Eddie Guerrero and Tajiri prepare for their match. Tajiri presents Eddie with a set of car keys that he stole from someone.

 

-commercial-

 

Eddie and Tajiri drive a lowrider truck to the ring.

 

WWE Tag Team Championship

Tajiri and Eddie Guerrero beat Team Angle by DQ.

 

Backstage, Mr. America sits in his locker room worrying about the lie detector test.

 

Vince McMahon comes to the ring for the lie detector test. Vince says he still has that smile on his face. Vince welcomes us to a very special edition of Smackdown. Why is it so special? Because it will be the last show we will see any form of Hulk Hogan in the ring. Vince says once the test is done Mr. America's contract will be null and void. Vince sees Zach Gowen sitting at ringside. Vince says after the test tonight neither Hogan or Zach will have a leg to stand on. Vince introduces Mr. America.

 

Mr. America comes to the ring and he sits at the table in the ring and gets hooked up with all the lie detector equipment. Vince tells Hogan he is not singling him out because he has all his corporate employees go through the same thing. Because if there is one thing Vince can not stand it is a liar.

 

The interogation begins.

 

Are you the man known as Mr. America?

Yes.

 

Are you currently sitting in a wrestling ring in Pensacola, Florida?

Yes.

 

Are you currently employed on Smackdown?

Yes.

 

Are you Hulk Hogan?

*long pause* Can I please have a drink of water?

 

Vince asks the question this time.

 

Mr. America, are you Hulk Hogan?

No. The tester says he is telling the truth.

 

Vince wants the question asked again.

 

Are you Hulk Hogan?

No. The tester says he is telling the truth.

 

Mr. America is asked the same question 4 more times with the same answer. The tester says Mr. America has passed the lie detector test.

 

Vince says Mr. America is lying through his teeth. If Hogan can pass the test then Vince himself can pass it. Vince wants the equipment put on him.

 

The interogation on Vince begins.

 

Are you Vince McMahon?

Yes.

 

Are you the chairman of WWE?

Yes.

 

Hogan wants to ask a question.

 

Are you the biggest asshole on God's green earth?

No. The tester buzzes wrong.

 

Are you a sick, perverted, power hungry freak?

No. The tester buzzes wrong.

 

Vince says he is a respected business man. The tester buzzes wrong. Vince can hardly talk without the tester buzzing wrong. So finally Vince says what he does he does for only himself. The tester buzzes correct.

 

Hogan asks if Vince pleasures himself by looking at pictures of Torrie's Playboy?

No. The tester buzzes wrong.

 

Vince says atleast he doesn't fantasize about Mae Young. The tester buzzes wrong.

 

Vince says he hates Hogan. The tester buzzes correct.

 

Mr. America calls Vince a liar and knocks him on his ass. Hogan leaves.

 

Backstage, Vince asks Stephanie if she just saw what happened. Vince says Stephanie was the one responsible for hiring the lie detectors, to make sure the equipment worked properly, and she was the one who hired Mr. America. Stephanie says if Vince doesn't believe her she will take a lie detector test. Vince says next week things are going to change for the better. Vince walks off calling Stephanie a smart ass.

 

Sean O'Haire w/ Roddy Piper beat Chris Benoit. Piper had entered the ring and Benoit put him in the crossface. O'Haire kicked Benoit in the back and rolled him up holding the tights for the pin.

 

Backstage, The FBI are shown lifting weights and talking about their 2 on 3 handicap match tonight with Undertaker and Brock Lesnar. The conversation ensenuates that not only will they be using weapons in their match tonight but something much bigger.

 

-commercial-

 

A caption says that Rey Mysterio will take on Matt Hardy next week on Smackdown for the cruiserweight championship.

 

Backstage, Rey Mysterio does a self interview talking about pulling his groin last week and how he will beat Matt Hardy next week in Anaheim on Smackdown. Matt Hardy walks up and says he will destroy Mysterio next week. Mysterio falls to the ground in pain after getting kicked on his injured leg by Matt.

 

An Ultimo Dragon vignette is shown with the caption saying "COMING SOON".

 

Basham Brothers (Doug & Danny) beat Spanky and Rikishi when one of the brothers pinned Spanky and had his brother holding his feet on the ropes. After the match the hometown hero and Spanky put on top hats and dance for the crowd.

 

Out in the parking lot Vince's limo is getting towed away for being parked in the handicap zone. Vince gets in the limo anyways and tells the tow truck driver to tow him to the airport. Zach Gowen walks up and knocks on the window and tells Vince it is illegal to park in a handicap spot. As the limo is towed away Vince is heard screaming to stop because he wants to get out and kick Zach's ass.

 

The FBI comes out Nunzio gets on the mic and reminds everyone via video how Undertaker tried to end his career last week. Nunzio says he can not wrestle tonight as he may have some broken ribs. Nunzio says the handicap match will remain the same as he has found a suitable replacement. Cue up Big Show's music.

 

2 on 3 Handicap Match

Brock Lesnar and The Undertaker vs The FBI and Big Show

The FBI and Big Show beat Brock Lesnar and The Undertaker via Big Show's sloppy chokeslam on Lesnar.

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Guest Peter K

Wasn't Damaja used to wear black leather trousers and a wrestler was joined by him - a tag team - I seem to recall Victoria managing the pair?

 

I could be wrong there but if there is anyone who could answer that - thanks in advance!

 

This week show should be a good one - the Mr America and Vince's lie detector test should be a great segment!

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Guest Cactus Jack

Just incase your wondering about Nathan Jones, straight from WWE:

 

Nathan Jones hasn’t been seen on WWE telecasts lately because he chipped a bone in his left elbow two weeks ago.

 

The 7-foot Australian – known to be aggressive even when he’s just working out in the ring before arena doors open – was practicing at the May 13 SmackDown! taping in Baltimore. It was at that same event that Chavo Guerrero was injured.

 

A large piece of bone chipped off Jones’ elbow and was lodged into his joint, limiting his ability to extend his arm and causing excruciating pain. Jones flew to Birmingham, Ala., where Dr. James Andrews operated successfully on him on May 15.

 

He is expected to return in the next few weeks.

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Guest Walshy

Its a pity about Jones, it would have made sense for him to return at the end of the handicap match. The show looks OK, still have to put up with the Mr. America crap but at least there switching back towards wrestling.

 

I feel sorry for Chris Benoit, why does he always end up jobbing to guys, O'Haire is good but he shouldn't be anywhere near Benoit yet, I think that the wwe is trying to rush his push. But then again saying that it is hard to get him involved with anyones lower down the card, because most of the midcarders are cruisers.

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Vince/Hogan: Lie detector sounds very funny imo. Good to see theres a nice storyline running, although it really is taking up too much of the show.

 

O'Haire push: Does seem a bit rushed, but at least they're pushing someone.

 

Nathan Jones: Although unconfirmed, the big doofus apparently threatened to quit WWE and go back to Australia. WWE's perfect chance to fire him and they blew it. Idiots.

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Originally posted by draVen

 

Nathan Jones: Although unconfirmed, the big doofus apparently threatened to quit WWE and go back to Australia. WWE's perfect chance to fire him and they blew it. Idiots.

 

If you believe WWE.com, then he's injured his elbow.

 

"Nathan Jones hasn’t been seen on WWE telecasts lately because he chipped a bone in his left elbow two weeks ago.

 

The 7-foot Australian – known to be aggressive even when he’s just working out in the ring before arena doors open – was practicing at the May 13 SmackDown! taping in Baltimore. It was at that same event that Chavo Guerrero was injured.

 

A large piece of bone chipped off Jones’ elbow and was lodged into his joint, limiting his ability to extend his arm and causing excruciating pain. Jones flew to Birmingham, Ala., where Dr. James Andrews operated successfully on him on May 15.

 

He is expected to return in the next few weeks."

 

Make of that what you will.....

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Guest The Crippler

Benoit jobs to another guy who couldn't lace his boots. Way to go guys. I'd love to know what Benoit has done wrong since his Rumble match with Angle that is making them treat him like this.

 

The Hogan and McMahon thing seems to be taking up a lot of time again but at least this time the segment seems quite humourous.

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Guest Peter

I thought it was a decent show, nothing spectacular. Team Angle vs. Tajiri/Eddie was the match if the night hands down, and the main event was surprisingly good. I like the pyro in Brock Lesnars entrance. Torrie vs. Nidia was the usual SD ladies match, would of been ok if Nidia hadn't blown the spot at the start of the match when she leapfrogged over Torrie and slipped. Benoit vs. Sean O'Haire was decent, with a stupid finish, and Spanky/Rikishi vs. The Basham Bros. was fairly boring. The Kurt Angle music video was awesome, can't wait till he returns next week.

 

The lie detector segment was one of the better Hogan/McMahon segments, although it still could of been used to fill in another match. Quite a few wrestlers were absent this week, John Cena, Rhyno and A-Train, I expect they are on Velocity.

 

Overall okay show, highlighted by the tag match.

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Guest therock88

Por que escribio a maquina usted el espanol de titulo N?

 

Tan usted sabe un eh espanol pequeno?

 

Meaning - Why did you type the heading n spanish?

 

So you know a little spanish eh?

 

Need anything translated to english from espagnol or vice versa then Kero is your man..thats me BTW...:)

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