Big Brother, Week 2

[Guest Feenix]

It's the second week in the house and friday night's eviction saw Anouska leaving instead of favourite Jon.

 

Big Brother has announced the housemates task for this week. i'll leave it up to the official website to tell you...

 

It's back to the dib-dib-dib and dob-dob-dob of cub scouts for the housemates.

 

Big Brother has come up trumps with this week's task by transporting the housemates - well, the boys at least - back to their childhoods as cub scouts.

 

Big Brother asked a housemate to the Diary Room, where a laminate sheet awaited them. Ray obliged, and returned to the sitting area to read out the details of the task.

 

"This week Big Brother is offering you all the chance to become honorary members of the Cub Scouts," he read.

 

"In order to be successful in the task, you must pass the Cub Membership Test, the Cub Camper badge, and present yourselves on parade whenever called," it stated. "The Cub Membership Test involves learning about the Cubs, their history and customs. For the Cub Camper badge you must learn camping skills."

 

"For the parade you will each be presented with a uniform comprising of a jumper, scarf and woggle.

 

"At various points throughout the week, Big Brother will call you to parade. You will have two minutes to change into uniform and present yourselves on parade. All housemates must present themselves on parade within the time limit, or the task will be failed.

 

"On Wednesday all housemates will be tested on one element of the task. Everyone must pass in order to succeed in the task."

 

"I think we should just wear it all the time," Nush reckoned, putting forward an ingenious method of ensuring they would pass the parade test.

 

"Does anyone know what a woggle is?" Jon asked, before being told it kept the scarf in place round their necks.

 

Ray breaks the task news

 

As has become customary, the housemates get to gamble a percentage of their weekly food budget of £103.50 on the successful completion of the task. They had 30 minutes to decide how much to gamble - or else Big Brother would set it automatically at 75 per-cent.

 

"I want to get drunk at least once this week," Ray said, agreeing with the motion put forward t gamble 75 per-cent of the budget on the task.

 

However, prudence kicked in, and they settled on a figure of 65 per-cent, so the beefy Irishman retreated to the Diary Room to inform Big Brother.

[Guest Nicole]

Vote out Justine, shes boring. I'm really starting to like Jon now, his storys are funny in a really lame boring way and his mannerisms are really funny. Jon needs to win this thing for the geeks :D

[Guest ......cjr......]

Hello...

 

Ive gone for FREDerico lol. Thw guy just isnt involved in much now, he seems to have gone a little quite with his lover Anouska gone, well get this guy out to, they both love themselves to much.

 

Thanks.

 

CJR

[Guest Peter]

Get the Jon the loser out. I can't take anymore of his 'interesting' stories.

[Guest Craig Van Dam]

I'm upset Anouska get voted out she was my favourite house mate anyway I think Steph should be next to go I don't like her that much I don't know why I just don't

[Guest Russ]

Personally, I think Jon is fantastic.

 

His stories are so awful that he's hilarious. He's not afraid to do something outgoing to entertain us (Singing while hosing, doing the Haka before the tug of war) and he's an intelligent guy, so he's one of my favourites.

 

Sissy's behaviour on Saturday makes me want to evict her. Not just from the BB house, but from the country. I didn't think it was possible to make so many loud, annoying noises.

 

But if it wasn't for Sissy being extremely annoying, Tania would have gotten my vote. She was being extremely irritating on Saturday, spouting every cliché under the sun related to a posh, London girl. "AAAAw Moi Gaud!".

 

Federico endeared himself to me a bit more after his chat with Big Brother the other night-

 

"So...What are you wearing?"

[Guest The Vulcanized One]

Can I shee you take a shit Big Brother? Pleashe, it would be so sexshee to shee you take a shit Big Brother. :lol

[Dead Crow 370]

As long as Gos stays in, anyone else is free to go.

[Kam 243]

Originally posted by The Vulcanized One

Can I shee you take a shit Big Brother? Pleashe, it would be so sexshee to shee you take a shit Big Brother. :lol

 

He got told off for that :P

 

I'll wait till tomorrow before I vote :)

[Guest Craig Van Dam]

Oh my god you had to laugh at Jon last night the way he was talking about toast was hillarious

[Guest Peter]

Its Jon and Justine up for eviction this week, looks like we will be saying bye bye to Justine come Friday. :)

[Guest Nicole]

Originally posted by Russ

 

 

Federico endeared himself to me a bit more after his chat with Big Brother the other night-

 

"So...What are you wearing?"

 

Can I shee you take a shit Big Brother? Pleashe, it would be so sexshee to shee you take a shit Big Brother

 

Damn funny! Was funny when he got told off as well.

 

We need to start a campaign to keep Jon in, he's fantastic in the house, he needs to win dammit.

[Guest The Vulcanized One]

Originally posted by Orchid

We need to start a campaign to keep Jon in, he's fantastic in the house, he needs to win dammit.

 

Going overboard a little bit there, but he needs to be kept in this week at the very least. I need to switch the TV to widescreen just so I can fit all of Justine's ass in the screen.

[Kam 243]

I voted for Justine, although her impression of John was funny :)

 

Its great to see them all suffer with John staying in :D

[Guest Goldy]

I must say i voted justine too, i dislike Jon but it's great as he winds the others up now and they're becoming nice and bitchy now :D Should get interesting!!!