Bobby Heenan Quote's Part 2

[Guest Johnny Richter]

They wouldn't all fit in 1 post so here's the rest:

 

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Jim Ross: Perfect's had some problems with his back.

Heenan: Yeah, It's yellow.

 

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(From Nitro)

Bischoff to McMichaels: Did you ever play (football) while unconscious

Brain: His whole career!

 

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Gorilla: (Bushwhackers schoolboy Lombardi & Horowitz) "That's Communication!"

Heenan: How could you communicate when you have the I.Q. of a doorknob?

 

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SIGN WRITTEN IN ENGLISH AT A FRENCH VENUE "YOKOZUNA DID A BIG MISTAKE"

Bobby:"I guess the English teacher was off this week"

 

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Brain: Duggan's an idiot.

Tony: Duggan's an idiot?!?

Brain: So, you agree with me.

 

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Here's one he said on WCWSN last year when a jobber was thrown outside the

ring by Jean-Paul Leveque:

"Hey, when you hit the floor, keep it down. I'm talking."

 

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Bobby: "Excuse me one minute. (yelling) Hey Stu (Hart), wake up! He fell

asleep."

Vince: "He's gonna wake up. He's gonna come over here, Bobby."

Bobby: "That'll take two hours. We'll be off the air."

 

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"It'll take a good man to beat Tito Santana..it just won't take him very

long"

 

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On an episode of Wrestling Challenge:

BH: Gorilla, what's with you naming all the body parts?

GM: I happen to have a knowledge about it. Why don't you try it?

(Heenan does. Skinner kicks a jobber in the stomach.)

BH: There's a kick to the uterus

 

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"Last year Luna won miss Ontario. Nobody usually wins that"

 

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"I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job"

 

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Savage: And where would Rick Steiner be?

Heenan: Probably on Page 3 of a comic book. He'll be there for a while.

 

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"I'd love to see a midget battle royale, throw your man over the bottom rope"

 

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(During World War III taped fist match between Big Bubba Rogers and

Hacksaw Jim Duggan)

"What I would do is I would take the tape off of Duggan's fists and tie

his hands behind him back. Then I would hit him so fast and so hard I'd

knock his eyes straight. All three of them."

 

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(One from the late 80's when Miss Elizabeth was around Randy Savagein the

WWF. Elizabeth walks out to be interviewed by Mean Gene Okerland,who is

already standing in position)

Moonson: "Wow, look at that. Beautiful."

Henan: "I don't know, he's sort of going bald!"

 

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(After a near 3 count)

Heenan: "Bossman's mother could count faster than that."

 

(Again on the Bossman's mother)

Heenan: "Her goatee is thicker than his."

 

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Vince: "There are three Canadians left in the battle Royale, with the

Quebecers and Rick Martel."

Heenan: "And Adam Bomb's from Three-Mile Island. That's like Canada."

 

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(During a Pillman/Benoit v. Armstrongs match on Worldwide the Brain had

really cracked up Schiavone to the point where Schiavone missed a couple of

moves because he was giggling)

Schiavone: "Folks, I apologize for laughing at this man... "

Heenan: "Why? Everybody laughs at Scott Armstrong!"

 

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Schivone: "I wouldn't let you do my taxes, either."

Brain: "I don't do my own, either. I have my friend do mine."

Schivone: "Oh really. Who's your friend?"

Brain: "Never mind. He won't be out for another 6 months."

 

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(At RR '92, after Piper had just clothesline Jake Roberts as he was about

to DDT Flair)

Brain: "I never thought I'd say this, but thank you, Roddy! It's a kilt!

It's not a skirt! It's a kilt!"

(And after Piper had just kicked Flair as he had Roberts in the figure four

seconds later)

Brain: "Why, you no-good freak! You skirt-wearing freak! It's not a kilt,

it's a skirt!"

 

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Brain: "There is nothing quite like a good blind referee, except for a rich

mother-in-law who likes to go bungee-jumping with a chainsaw."

 

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Heenan: "What's the first letter in the word 'and?'"

Tony: "'A.'"

Heenan: "No, you didn't hear me. What's the first letter in the word 'and?'"

Tony: "'A!'"

Heenan: "Forget it. You must be Canadian."

 

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(While NWO papers are dropping, after Syxx hits the button)

Eric: "Can't they arrest him for littering in a public place? Get some

security out there!"

Brain: "Yeah, put him to sleep!"

 

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(Talking about 70-year old Angelo Poffo)

"He got his cane stuck in the sand and walked around in a circle for hours."

 

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(On the Armstrongs)

Brain: "Oh, the Armstrongs won't win this one, they're quitters!"

Schiavone: "That's not true, do you make this stuff up?

Brain: "No, Bob Armstrong himself told me that!"

 

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(This was from the mid 80's and Tito Santana's tag team partner is getting

beaten up in the ring)

Monsoon: "I can't believe that Tito Santana hasn't come out here to help

his partner."

Brain: "He can't come out here, immigration is sitting in the front row!"

 

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HEENAN 4 LIFE

 

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