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Guest Brother Kano

I came across this the other day

footballers names that sound funny:D I beleive the one below plays for Switzerland?? anybody know of any more?

 

Bernt Hass -sounds like burnt a-r-s-e

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Uwe Fuchs used to play for Millwall and Argel Fuchs plays for Benfica.

 

Amawankah is a Ghanian international.

 

Doctor Khumala used to play for South Africa (At least they won't need a physio).

 

I remember seeing a lad called Retardinho playing in Brazil on that Gillette World Sports Special, which I found funny.

 

Deportivo Wanka play in Peru.

 

And Danny Shittu, Jobby McAnuf and Francesco Arce also come to mind.

 

There's thousands more, but that's all that spring to mind right now.

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Guest The Crippler
Who could forget one of John Barnes' inspirational signings at Celtic? Of course I'm talking about everyones favourite Brazilian centre half - Rafael Felipe Scheidt (pronounced Shite). Needless to say, he really was Scheidt.
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Guest Peter K

Who can forget this name?

 

Yilidiray Basturk - the Bayer Leverkusen and Turkey player :)

 

To answer Kano Dudley about Bernt Haas - I believe he plays for either Basel or Grasshoppers in Switzerland - used to be a Sunderland player?

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Originally posted by Russ

Uwe Fuchs used to play for Millwall and Argel Fuchs plays for Benfica.

 

Amawankah is a Ghanian international.

 

Doctor Khumala used to play for South Africa (At least they won't need a physio).

 

I remember seeing a lad called Retardinho playing in Brazil on that Gillette World Sports Special, which I found funny.

 

Deportivo Wanka play in Peru.

 

And Danny Shittu, Jobby McAnuf and Francesco Arce also come to mind.

 

There's thousands more, but that's all that spring to mind right now.

 

Yeahh Uwe Fuchs he played for my team Middlesbrough.

There's a Iranian called Mustaph Anus.

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Guest Peter K
Originally posted by masterofthegore

Hey you all forgot about Michael Ballack

 

Damn, how can I forgot him?!?!? - He's pratically famous as he's in the German international squad!

 

Another one - Hakan Sos from Turkey.

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Guest The B-Man

Sorry these arent footballers names but some of em are still rather funny:

 

Al Coholic

Alf A. Romeo

Alotta Fagina

Amanda Hugankiss

Anita Bath

Anita Gaye

Anita Hanchob

Anita Lay

Anne Teak

April May

Art Major

Barb Dwyer

Ben Dover

Bob Apple

Bob Katz

Bud Light

Bud Wieser

Buster Cherry

C. Senor

Candy Barr

Candy Kane

Cheetham - don't know how that got in here... :)

Chris Cross

Chris P. Bacon

Constance Noring

Craven Moorhead

Dan D. Lyons

Dick Bender

Dick Bush

Dick Finder

Dick Fitzwell

Dick Gozinya

Dick Head

Dick Hertz

Dick Hunter

Dick Rasch

Dick Tator

Dick Trickle

Dr. & Dr. Doctor

Dr. Hurt

Dr. Payne

Dr. Surgeon

Duane Pipe

Dusty Rhodes

Earl E. Bird

Eileen Dover

Eima W*nker

Faith Christian

Farr King

Felicity Shagwell

Ford Parker

Gail Storm

Gil Fish

Hamilton Burger (Ham Burger)

Hazle Nutt

Hooja Nikabolokov

Hugh G Rection

High Janus

Hugh Jape

Hugh Jass

Hugh Jorgan

I. D. Clair

I. P. Freely

Ima Hogg

Ino Whobitchacockoff

Itora Bolokov

Ivan Oder

Ivan Yerkinov

Ivana Cumalot

Ivana Humpalot

Ivana Mandic

Ivana Tinkle

Ivona Screw

Ivor Bigun

Iwonna Ryder

Jack Goff

Jack Hammer

Jack Mehoff

Jay Walker

Jean Poole

Jo King

Juan King

Justin Case

Justin Hale

Justin Time

Kandi Apple

Kerry Oki

King Queene

Lake Speed

Lee King

Lotte Nockers

Lou Pole

Luke Warm

Luv Loz

Lynn C. Doyle

Lynn O. Liam

Marsha Mellow

Marty Graw

Mary Christmas

Master Bates

May Furst

Mike Hunt

Mike Rotch

Mike Stand

Minny van Gogh

Misty Waters

Mona Lott

Mr. Bates

Neil Down

Neil McNeil

Norma Snockers

Olive Yew

Oliver Clothesoff

Ophelia Balls

Ophelia Payne

P. Brain

Paige Turner

Park A. Studebaker

Pat Downe

Pat McCann

Pat McCrotch

Pearl E. Gates, Pearl E. White

Penny Dollar

Penny Lane

Phil McCavity

Phil McCrackin

Phil McCreviss

Phil Rupp

Quan Kosov

Richard P. Cox

Rick Shaw

Rip Torn

Robin Banks

Russell Leeves

Rusty Carr

Sally Forth

Seymour Butts

Seymour Butz

Seymour Wiener

Shanda Lear

Skip Dover

Skip Roper

Sloberdown Mycockyabitch

Sonny Day

Sue Yu

Summer Camp

Tarre Beach

Teresa Green

Tess Steckle

Tim Burr

Tom A. Toe

Tom Katt

Tora Titov

Trina Woods

Warren Peace

Warren T.

Wayne King

Will Wynn

Willie B. Long

Willy Shafter

X. Benedict

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Guest Peter K
Originally posted by Russ

Surely you mean Hassan Sas?

 

My mistake - you're right - it is Sas but I'm sure the first name is Hakan and I also swear that there is a player who has the name Sos. :?

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