WWF The Movie?

[Guest Dean]

Right folks let imagine we have to cast for WWF the movie, who would we cast, I'll start you can add on or suggest alternatives:

 

Vince McMahon--Kirk Douglas

Pat Patterson--Dame Edna

Undertaker--Kevin Nash

Kevin Nash--Mark Calloway

X-pac--any local drunk

Chyna---any local tranny

Stephanie--an enhanced Sandra Bullock

Jerry Lawler-- Gary Glitter

Paul Heyman---Bob Hoskins

RVD-- Jean Cluad Van Dam

HHH---Lorenzo Amorouso (Rangers player who I think looks like him, sleazy and scruffy you know except Lorenzo doesn't wear two jackets indoors)

 

Add more there are loads...I can't think of someone for Kurt

[Dead Crow 370]

Hey, WWF:The Movie would be great. Tom Cruise could cut his hair and play Shane O'Mac, and Eddie Izzard would so make a great Goldust. But I think why stop at WWF:The Movie? Why not have a TWO/SMASH Chat:The Movie. Imagine who would play Russ, or Kam, or Colin. Or how bout we get the chat members to play the WWF superstars...God, I'm getting so many ideas (if only any of them were any good.)

[Guest Skullmonkey]

They have done that, sort of..... It's called "Ready to Rumble" ;)

[Guest The Vulcanized One]

And taht was poo. Not a good sign i am afraid.

[Dead Crow 370]

yeah but Ready 2 Rumble was a WCW movie run by Bischoff. He hired David Arquette as a main star and Russo gave him the World Title to promote the movie. I highly doubt the McMahons are that stupid (although this is the same family that created The Red Rooster and Isaac Yankem)

[Guest Dean Douglas]

I'll think of a few more later but I'd like to suggest changing the actor/actress playing Chyna...Arnold Schwarzeneger would be perfect

[Guest Seabass]

Originally posted by Draven

...(although this is the same family that created The Red Rooster and Isaac Yankem)

 

that was before the atittude era

[Guest The Crippler]

Originally posted by Dean

Jerry Lawler-- Gary Glitter

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LOL :D

[BRM 220]

They do look awfully alike

[Guest Latino Reheat]

Yes they do, but with different hair doo's.

 

TWO/Smash the movie? I'd have Paul Scholes playing me !

[Guest Russ]

2 Cold Scorpio as Russ...Well, at least in the love scenes.

[BRM 220]

I can't do myself, because i don't wanna sound stuck up, but i nominate mel gibson in braveheart mode for dreamer. Maybe chyna for chyna if you know what i mean. and billy zane for kam

[Guest Dean Douglas]

Originally posted by Russ

2 Cold Scorpio as Russ...Well, at least in the love scenes.

 

 

In your dreams. ;)