Ok, I'm playing EWR as a resurrected WCW. It's a couple of years into the game and I've signed Bob Sapp to be my number one heel. I want to make him a complete monster. Kinda in the mould of Vader around 1992, but with a different in ring style. The thing is I don't know what to call him as "Bob Sapp" just doesn't seem quite right. So, anyone got any good ideas on what I could name him? All the good "monster" wrestling names have already been taken.

His real nickname is The Beast, which would work I guess. Anything along the lines of "The Beast" Bob Sapp, Bob "The Beast" Sapp or Sir Bobby McSapp Of Beastshire would also work.

 

I think if you've seen him demolish people the way he does with the mad look in his eye, you could call him Peewee Sapp and he'd still make me fill my pants if I had to fight him under PRIDE rules.

Bobzilla Sapp!

Yeah, I've seen quite a lot of him in Pride, hence me feeling he was the ideal guy to sign as an all conquering dominant heel who can do me a favour and seriously injure half my lower card and end the career of Sting.

 

Well, at least the ratings should be good.

 

Probably won't go for this one "Sir Bobby McSapp Of Beastshire" however some kind of variation on the Beast theme would make sense.

 

Well, at least I will when i get back to this game coz Draven's convinced me to do a split diary at the beginning of 1997 with the whole Monday Night Wars and stuff so once I'm done kicking his sorry little WWF ass with my mighty WCW I'll get back to making El Sappio the greatest thing the professional world has ever seen in true Goldberg fashion, except this time I won't have him get zapped with a cattle prod and lose his title. In fact I might never let him lose a match coz it would be hard to buy anyone in WCW actually beating him.

Will the diary be at EWB?

no, it will be at the boards at http://www.totalextremewarfare.com the official ones and stuff.

 

less assholes there than on EWB. Yourself excluded Chris ;-)

 

Once it's up and ready I'll post a link to it in here if you want. I'm probably as excited about this diary as anything I've done since I did my rather shortlived TWO one over on the boards. Having Chyna get stripped and spanked by Nick Patrick created such wonderful images in my head.

Ahh, the TEW boards. Where the phrase "Wow Adam, that sounds amazing!" is on everyone's clipboard, ready for pasting :P

yeah indeed, but then there's hardly any pointless flaming there, and they don't have essa which is always a bonus. and if they did have an essa, who they banned for being an asshole, they wouldn't then decide it would be a goods idea to reinstaste him so he could go on being an asshole

Unfortunately, I get on well with Essa... :P

it's not that i don't get on with him, he's never really unleashed his childish tongue on me but it just gets kinda tiresome when every post someone makes is a dig at someone else.

 

Anyways, he was just the first example i could think of. if anyone from here has been, or does go on that board it should remind them just what a great site this one is because it's so much better run and so much less tolerant of assholes. i'm all for giving everyone a chance and hearing their points of view but by letting all the muppets insult people all the time and have their say it actually stops everyone else getting their point across because they get shot down all the time.