Ryan

Surprise surprise Chelsea get the easy group yet again for the 8th year in a row. :roll

Good. The more PL teams get knocked out early the easier it will be for Arsenal to win the competition. Also, we've been drawn with Southampton.

If they are knocked out of the FA cup they only have like 37 games to play this season. For a top club that's amazing.

Ahhh no! :( That's a shame about Marv (I call Almunia Marv because with a bit more hair he looks the spit of Marv from Home Alone :lol) The one thing I'll remember from his career that gave me a chuckle his he actually got permission from Arsene to go home from training because his wife saw a ghost at their home :lol.

The next three games for United if the commentator for the game is correct which I have no doubts that he is, are against the 3 promoted team. Normally that's a 7-9 pointer for a top club but it's going to be a huge test for the team and LVG. I think anything less than 6 points and they're in trouble.

As the great Carl Jenkinson would say "MK Dons just bantered United off there".

Azpi? As in Azpilicueta? I thought he was at Chelsea when they won the CL?

They were obviously scared to face my wrath if they did. Smart move on their part.

Podolski is in the squad to face Besiktas and Wenger has confirmed he's STAYINGGGGGGGGFDOSOSKWBSIFIWBAJCIWJAB!!!!!!!

Lambert should have had a crack when he had the chance instead of trying to play Sturridge in. Had he scored and made it 3-2 Liverpool definitely would have found a 3rd. Great game. Glen Johnson being injured really isn't a bad thing for Liverpool.

That was absolutely mad skills by Jovetic!

Sorry to hear that Wayne bud, as we all are for anyone around here we're always a PM away if you want a chat :) Had a rather annoying event on Saturday night which has resulted in a major falling out between me and my flat mate. For a couple of weeks now the lock on the front door has been pretty shot to bits, sometimes you're stood there for up to half an hour turning and turning the key but it just wouldn't unlock. It came to a head on Saturday night when I came home, to put it bluntly, absolutely ****ing smashed and the lock was playing up as usual and I'd had enough, not of just the door but everything that's happened over the past few months, everything I've spoken about on here, my friend James who died, my ex, I just felt it all at once so I kicked the shit out of the door, every panel and every pane of glass was ****ed. On hindsight I should have climbed through a window, or called my dad who lives down the road and stayed there but every single piece of anger and frustration just had to come out and that door unfortunately felt it all. To say my flat mate was less than impressed is an under statement, but it's only a door at the end of the day and I'm sure he'll calm down eventually.

Podolski has agreed a 3 year deal with Wolfsburg. :(

Madrid have had their pants down, Di Maria's agent has had their pants down. They've over paid so badly on him.

Jesus Christ Ronaldo! Has he been punished for this? I hope so, if that was say Suarez or Balotelli that would be an instant ban!

Surely RVP has some regrets about moving to United now. I mean sure he won the PL with United, but at Arsenal he would be playing with Özil, Alexis, Walcott, Wilshere, Ramsey (Who RVP demanded to be sold, look how that turned out). Instead he's playing with Cleverly, Valencia and Young, even Mata and Herrera aren't good enough and probably would have won the league last year had he stayed, he must have regrets.

If its a season long loan... Hmm, bearable. Not a permanent transfer though. The guys a goalscorer and should be played through the middle at Arsenal, or even just behind Giroud, that would be good.

No Fury! NO! :lol Honestly, it will break my heart.

Özil won the World Cup on the left wing so he can't be that bad. Also, United... LOL.

Didn't NASA tweet asking who was sponsored by Chevy as they could see the logo on their shirts from the international space station haha.

Completely unrelated but seeing a Gooner on twitter ask that our 9 year trophy drought be called "The banter years" has had me in stitches :lol

Exactly. Giroud doesn't need to be replaced, he needs someone to play alongside him. If that person is guaranteed to be Alexis then fine. It won't be Walcott, if Wenger planned on playing Theo trough the middle he'd be doing it already.

This rumour has picked up a hell of a lot of speed since last night. £32m + Giroud for Edison Cavani. Hmmm, thoughts Boyo? I'd definitely want Cavani, but getting rid of Giroud doesn't sit well really. He can still do a job, just not a main striker job. EDIT: I'm aware this is probably a load of poppycock but I, unlike Wenger, like to comment on speculation

Twitterumours are saying Arsenal already have 2-3 in place but are dependant on qualification.

If I sent a text to my mate calling my dad (my boss) a bald ***** I wouldn't expect a disciplinary. It's separate from work as are Malkey's texts. For me it's a non issue.