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1. Step Brothers Quote: "Did You Touch My Drumset?"

   (Full Quote Below)
   
   Dale: Hey man, did you touch my drumset?
   Brennan: No.
   Dale: It's just weird, cause it seems like someone definitely touched my drumset.
   Brennan: Yeah, that is weird cause I didn't touch them.
   Dale: Hey! [grabs Brennan] Did you touch my drumset?
   Brennan: Hey, knock it off!
   Dale: I know you touched my drumstick, cause the left one has a chip in it.
   Brennan: Are you fucking crazy, man? You sound insane, do you realize that? You should be medicated.
   Dale: Fuck you, Brennan! I know you touched my drumset and I wanna hear that dirty little mouth admit it.
   Brennan: Get out of my face or I'm gonna roundhouse your ass.
   Dale: You swear on your mom's life that you didn't touch it then?
   Brennan: I don't have to swear to shit!
   Dale: That's 'cause you fucking touched my drumset! 'Cause I know Cops doesn't start 'till 4:00.
   Brennan Huff : [Brennan starts to leave] 
   Dale Doback: Where you going?
   Brennan Huff: I'm going upstairs.. 'cause I'm gonna put my nutsack, on your drumset! Okay?
   [Brennan goes upstairs to the drumset] 
   Dale Doback: If you do that, I'm warning you, right now! If you touch my drums, I will stab you, in the neck, with a knife.
   It's been over 10 years since Step Brothers came out. And while a lot of comedies develop an outdated and irrelevant feeling to them, if anything - Step Brothers still remains just as good as the day it was released. A story of two middle aged men, who are 100% reliant on their parents is the perfect stage to allow Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly to thrive - and we aren't disappointed. From start to finish its filled with a catalog of absurd quotes that would even give Anchorman a run for its money. While we haven't yet got confirmation of the long-awaited sequel, here's to hoping that it happens sooner rather than later!
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2. Step Brothers - Voice Of An Angel Quote

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   Even for a Will Ferrell movie, Step Brothers has a stupendous amount of funny quotes. It's almost as if he tries to see just how many outrageously ridiculous and absurd things he can squeeze into a 2 hour movie. If Anchorman was a personal best at the time, then Step Brothers is definitely close behind.
   While there are a ton of great moments and one liners, this ranks up there as one of our favorites. The real crime is that we didn't get to see more of Will Ferrell/Brennan singing. For more awesome quotes from the movie, take a look below!
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3. The Best Step Brothers Interview Quotes

   Step Brothers will no doubt go down as one of Will Ferrell's best efforts. Even though it's already over 10 years old, it still hasn't lost any of its magic. Check out our favorite quotes from the hilarious interview scene, below.
   
   Pam: Well Brennan, you've certainly had a number of jobs.
   Brennan: I'm a bit of a spark plug, and human resources lady -
   Pam: Oh no, actually it's Pam.
   Brennan: I'm sorry. Well, Pan...
   Pam: No, my name is Pam.
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   Pam: I'm saying Pam. I'm sorry, who is this gentleman sitting behind you?
   Dale: Hello, Miss Lady. I'm Dale. I'm Brennan's stepbrother, and I think I might be able to help with the Pan, Pam dilemma.
   Brennan: Yeah, that'd be great.
   Pam: Pam. Pam, with an M.
   Brennan: Pand. There's a D on the end?
   Pam: There's no D. It's Pam
   
   Dale: What do you say we interview you?
   Interviewer: All right, yes that's sometimes a useful exercise. Please put your hand down. Go ahead.
   Brennan: How much money do you make a year before taxes?
   Interviewer: Okay. Actually, I'm not comfortable answering that.
   
   Interviewer: Was that a fart?
   Dale: I don't know.
   Interviewer: I can taste it on my tongue.
   Dale: Okay, I'll be honest with you, I did fart.
   Interviewer: Is that onion? Onion and ketchup. It stinks.
   Which Step Brothers Quote Is Your Favorite?
   Hopefully you enjoyed these as much as we did putting them together! For more Will Ferrell jokes and content, be sure to check out below. We've got Anchorman quotes, quizzes and more. Let us know on our social media channels for anything you'd like to see next.
    
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4. Step Brothers Quote: "I Smoked Pot with Johnny Hopkins"

   I Smoked Pot with Johnny Hopkins Quote
   Brennan: Where did he go to medical school?
   Nancy: He went to Northwestern and Johns Hopkins, is that good enough for you?
   Brennan: No, it's not.
   Nancy: Well, Brennan, those are very prestigious schools.
   Brennan: I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.
   Nancy: You don't know anyone named Johnny Hopkins.
   Brennan: It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering. And they were blazing that shit up every day.
   Step Brothers is one of those rare comedies where, even though you've seen it multiple times, it never fails to make you laugh. While everybody has their own favorite quote(s) from the movie, this one ranks pretty highly up there for us.
   Of course, Brennan would be sitting in the back seat while his Mom drives. And, before he's even met Robert he's threatening to punch him in the face. There's just something about how deadly serious Will Ferrell is able to play Brennan while simultaneously saying the most ridiculous things!
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5. Step Brothers Quotes: The Funniest Lines and Scenes

   Any time Will Ferrell and Adam McKay combine, we know we're in for a ride. It's like they're on a two-man mission to make the funniest and most quotable comedies of all time. Following on from the success of Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, they did it again with Step Brothers.
   While we can only continue to hope for a much-talked-about sequel, for now - here's a look back at 30 of the best and most iconic quotes from Step Brothers.
   Brennan Huff Quotes (Will Farrell)
   
   "Did we just become best friends?" "Your drumset is a whore. I teabagged your drumset!" "I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I’m smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes, I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and.. I just figured it out.” "Robert better not get in my face.. 'cause I'll drop that motherfrigger." "Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?" "Get out of my face, or I’m gonna roundhouse your ass" "No way, Kemosabe. This is my house now." "I felt like I was hovering over my own body, watching myself sing." Dale: "Why are you so sweaty?"
   Brennan: "I was watching cops." "Close you eyes. Let the dirt just shower over you." “Listen, I know that we started out as foe. But after that courageous act that you showed me against the one they call Derek, maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting "There's so much more room for activities." "You know what? I still hate you, but you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags." "This house is a frigging prison!" "I did start taking baby aspirin. To reduce my risk for heart attack." Dale Doback Quotes (John C. Reilly)
   
   "That’s so funny the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.” “I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.” “Dad, we’re men. That means a few things. We like to shit with the door open. We talk about pussy. We go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That’s what we do, and now that is all wrecked.” "Gotta have my boats and hoes!" "Dad! What are you doing? It's Shark Week!" "One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands." "On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don’t even think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two, three.” "Shut up. You'll wake up my Dad and get me grounded." "You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors." "But I'm alive! Brennan, I'm alive!" Listen, I know we started out as foe. But after that courageous act that you showed me, against the one they call Derek, maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdal "I would follow you into the mists of Avalon if that's what you mean." "You're gonna love this neighborhood. Every single house here recycles." "Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus." "Why do you have Randy Jackson's autograph on a martial arts weapon?"  "Dad, why are you talking to me like this? I'm your son." Which of these funny Quotes is your go-to?
   Hopefully, your favorite quotes made the cut! From the very start to end, this movie is packed full of outrageous moments and one-liners.
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