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They're still running vignettes for him every week on Impact anyway.

Quite frankly, I like these lyrics better than REM's. Yeah, I said it.

Tremendous. I've never actually had a problem understanding her before (but maybe I just speak 'quirky' 17 year old girl) either but now I see why some do have a problem with it. 'Don't throw your ham' indeed, Miss.

I dunno, I just liked Diana in comparison to the rest of them because I couldn't have give a flying monkey's arsehole about any of the rest of them (apart from Ruth having curves in all the right places) and I had to pick one of them to like (and it certainly wasn't going to be 'our wee Eoghan.' Kiss me arse with that shite, couldn't give a toss if he was from Jupiter or from the house next door to mine) and it happens to be her. Which was strange, because I do, as you say, dislike that whole kinda in-right-now thing. Yet, I did really like a few of her performances ('Man in the Mirror' and the U2 one in particular). She's hit or miss though, she's done some terrible ones and was really bad this week particularly with the Britney song but, to be slightly fair to her, that 'Not a Girl, not yet a who gives a fuck' song is INCREDIBLY dull and possibly one of the worst songs of the last decade. But, again, rather her than fucking Eoghan who is in with a really good bloody chance of actually winning now. And I'll never buy a local newspaper again.

I wonder if he writes like he talks because, if so, it would be delightfully entertaining and delightfully shambolic all at the same time. It'd probably be written in crayon too.

How the fuck is some random song from some random ass High School Musical film an 'American classic'? Granted I know I'm not exactly the target audience for those films but I had never heard the song in my life. As well as being incredibly fake, incredibly creepy and incredibly hateable, you can also add incredibly bland to Eoghan's ever growing CV. I know the people in these shows aren't exactly Keith Moon but, Jesus, he's the most dull creeping eejit I've ever seen on TV. Again, I'm not exactly his target audience being both really, really, really old and, you know, male, but what the hell is it teenage girls find so cute about him? He's an ugly bastard. Harry Hill took the piss out of that creepy stare he gives the camera during the 'vote for me, please' stage and it made me laugh for hours and hours and hours so he's given the world that at least. He seriously looks autistic or some shit when he's doing it. They're always banging on about it being a singing contest and yadda yadda yadda, well, Jesus, he's probably the worst singer of the 12 acts who made it through and I'm including those two transvestites in Girlband. I came to the realisation during this show that I really hate X-Factor, it's a bloody chore to watch. Yet, I still watch. Very strange. Anyway, I shall miss at least two things about Ruth.

'Geraldine' by Glasvegas. Bloody good song that, maybe one of the best of the whole entire last 11 months. Their lead singer is a humourless, miserable, dour bastard though. But then he is Scottish...oh, TAG.

No, they haven't. The complaints come from people claiming that other people are ONLY liking a certain wrestler to be 'wacky' or whatever which is a pompous thing to say because where exactly does one draw the line? Are we allowed to like, say, New Jack? SID? Mark Henry? etc. It has nothing to do with others saying 'wrestler X sucks' but rather others telling you WHY you like (or 'claim' to like) wrestler X in a patronising manner. If you like Abyss you like Abyss and that's fine with me. I'm merely saying that I personally think he smells like poop and there is nothing wrong with people criticising a wrestler someone likes if you personally don't like him. It's a wrestling forum.

This x100000000000000. Abyss sucks a mickey. Sucks it directly after taking a meaningless bump on some thumbtacks and then doing his 'Grrrrrrrr, me so angry' acting.

Yes. Hopefully. Seriously, the only reason to even have the Slammy Awards is so Santino can 'Owen Hart' the crap out of winning and get plenty of glorious mileage out of it. Winning Couple of the Year means he gets to run around with two of them bad boys for months and years and decades.

I have no idea what any of those cars are and yet I watch and love 'Top Gear.' Those three could do a show about table legs and it'd be tremendous.

Well, would you rather Quigg won? WOULD YOU?! Surely even your hatred of Diana could not prevent you from hoping she wins instead of him. Look at that face: http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9153/snn26bb01s280563768axu8.jpg http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/snn26bb01s280563768axu8.jpg/1/w280.png LOOK AT IT!

Eoghan covering 'Hallelujah' with his smug, obnoxious little spawn of Jamie Oliver face staring into the camera absolutely murdering the bejesus out of it in the process would probably make me go on a kill spree. Leonard Cohen would be spinning in his grave if he was, you know, dead and Jeff Buckley would be mighty pissed off if he was, you know, alive. I'm sick of seeing that little bell end's face in local news coverage. Ever been through Dungiven lately? No? Thought not. But I have and his face is literally every bloody where you turn. I can't open a bloody newspaper or turn on UTV news without seeing his smug little face. Little bastard just comes across as really, I dunno, completely dislikeable. Maybe it's just the overbearingly irritating coverage of him or maybe it's just that there is something about him that is easy to hate. Again, I know, support your own, and I didn't have a problem when Nadine Coyle was on Pop Idol Stars the Rivals Factor but him...he's just...UGH. Maybe if he was actually from Derry instead of a yokel with a culchie accent it'd make a difference but I doubt it. Vote for Eoghan, Vote for Eoghan, Vote for Eoghan, Vote for Eoghan, Vote for Eoghan, Vote for Eoghan, Vote for Eoghan, Vote for Eoghan, Vote for Eoghan, Vote for Eoghan, Vote for Eoghan, Vote for Eoghan, Vote For Eoghan. Well, um, what if he isn't any good? Do we still vote for him just because he lives 30 minutes down the road? The worst thing of all is I can actually see the little twonk winning assuming they don't rig it in Diana's favour. Screw the haters, I still dig Diana too and she would be the most suited to covering 'Hallelujah' (assuming they have to). Needs to maybe stop with the hand thing though because she's already had Keith Lemon and Harry Hill take the piss out of it and she doesn't need to open herself up to more parody. Granted, she's a real easy target to parody and is a real love/hate kinda act but I'd rather she win it than anyone else left. You know Take That have had some...decent...pop...songs...last...few...years since their comeback. #Ducks for cover# I'm just saying. Same Difference still scare the bejesus out of me but were nearly outdone in the scare factor by the thoroughly frightening, Rhydian. Jesus, that was WAY too long a post for bloody X-Factor but my passion for getting that big headed (figuratively and actually literally. That head is MASSIVE) little pillock out holds no bounds. It's nearly as bad as when that Ray Quinn tosser was in.

Word around the camp fire is Taker will be feuding with Umaga imminently. I, ah, didn't see this. Will download the two Series matches and, um, I guess the Triple H/Koslov match and fast forward to the end of that.

Oh no, I know that, you've been pimping (damn, I'm street) him for ages. I do wish I was privy to the meetings between the people on wrestling forums who decide who we're supposed to like though because I do feel out of place when I'm told I'm not allowed to like a certain wrestler because he doesn't meet the requirements of said people in said meetings.

I'm not even really sure he knows what he means half the time. Still, he could try being a little more patronising next time because he didn't put much effort into it that time. Nope, no effort at all.... And what does 'testament to our times' even mean? Mr. Perfect is a bigger name in wrestling history than Larry Hennig, it isn't testament to any times, it isn't disrespecting the legend of Larry Hennig, it's just a fact.

I remember being told that I wasn't allowed to like Miz because I was only liking him to be wacky. Or something equally patronising and obnoxious. Still, glad to see him get the kudos he deserves by a whole lot of people. Man gave Festus a wet willy on Smackdown which automatically makes him the wrestler of the year.

Man has a lisp and you give him a nickname starting with 'S'? Heartless.

Mick Foley only joined TNA because it's filmed at Universal Studios and he would get to go on all the roller coasters between segments. True story. Or I made it up.

Unlike in, say, you know, TNA. First thing that comes to mind everytime the cameraman does an extreme close-up on the inside of Velvet Sky's arsehole is most definately 'respectful booking' too.

Seriously, Miz and Morrison are a better team than MCMG and I don't even mind Alex Shelley. Could take or leave Chris Sabin though. Probably leaning towards 'leave.'

Apparently Bill Watts is appearing as a panelist on the next Legends of Wrestling thing on 24/7 Really?! That's some pretty big news. Just the issue of...not...actually...having...24/7 over here to contend with I guess.

Worst night yet ('because Diana wasn't there?' Why of course it was because of that, random person in my head), I bloody hate Mariah Carey anyway, an entire night of her songs was twisting my melon, man. Maybe I'm just tone deaf and can't hear what the judges hear but that Eoghan couldn't carry a bloody tune if he had a bag of Tunes (do they do those in bags? Who knows) in his pocket. Was the same with that Leon last year too, the guy couldn't bloody sing. I forget who it was too (maybe that fella out of Fun Loving Criminals) but they said that Eoghan looked 'slow' or something when he isn't singing, like he can't dance or move his body or even smile right and it looks like his mind and his body are on different wavelengths. Or something. Very appropriate anyway because he looks like an idiot most of time. I'm also really bloody sick of hearing about him in local newspapers and news and whatnot. I know, support your own and all that, but screw him. Worst thing is, he'll probably end up winning now.

Read about this and figuratively shook my head (maybe literally too, I don't remember). I assume Buzzcocks gets it next. Are we going to kill comedy altogether?

Not a bad show that, probably even better than I was expecting actually. Opener was a Kane match...but it was a pretty decent Kane match and was decent enough as a show starter to get the crowd going. Kinda surprised to see Mysterio go over actually. I am still trying to figure out why Rey dresses like a Klan member on the way to the ring though but anyway. Matt/Bourne was pretty darn good and made Bourne look good because he hung in there with the Champion and one of their bigger names and only lost by a whisker. Matt pulling out some subtle heel stuff helped him too. Cryme Tyme are bigger draws than CM Punk...or more specifically THA MIZ is. Always knew it. I actually really, really liked the Taker/Show match. Show was friggin' great as the badass monster knocking seven shades of you know what out of the legend and being all 'motherfu*ker, please' when Taker was trying to punch him outside the ring and Taker's selling for a guy who made a living once upon a time as someone who wouldn't sell an atomic bomb being dropped on his head or Roseanne Barr farting in his face, was really rather good and he made Show's stuff look great. Loved the finish too with the crowd hot as hell for the 10 count and Taker just barely making it up. Santino's dancing ruled the world and was the kind you see in one of those late night adverts for a gay chatline...not that I've ever seen one...not that there's anything wrong with that. Just needed some shots of a couple of gentlemen with frosty tips on their hair chatting by the side of a pool whilst dripping wet, a couple in a sauna having a delightful flirtatious conversation and a career gay in a suit talking on a mobile phone and smiling broadly and stuff. Call 0800 008 SANTINO now. Man, I wouldn't even complain about the Honky Donkey Man match either, I mean, shit, you ever seen a Honky Donkey Man match these days? You're lucky if he takes a single bump. That was a FIVE STAR MATCH OF THE YEAR~! for Honky. Shame we didn't get the Goldendust/Santino face off skit but there's always Raw tonight. I still dig Piper's Three Stooges routine with the eye poke though, it'll never fail to get old even if Piper himself is actually past the point of being old and has moved onto bordering on a pile of dust. Hey, at least he isn't Snuka who they mummify year round before breaking him out for his annual decrepit appearance. Mickie James is their most popular female wrestler. Who'd a thunk it, eh? They can keep pushing Candice and Michelle fu*king McCool down our throats but they do kinda lack, you know, likeability and all that. Loved that most of them in hyping the costume thing basically just came out with the equivalent of 'vote for me and I'll fu*k your brains out.' Essentially. Still, Mickie can play with my joystick anyday. Do they even use joysticks for Lara Croft? Damned if I know. Very creepy that Croft obsession back in the day. 'HER COMPUTERISED TITS, WE GOTS TO HAVE THEM BIGGER! NO, BIGGER THAN THAT! BBBBBIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRRRR, DAMN YOU!' Triple H bores the bejesus out of me. Was a pretty good match but...let's just move on. However, they can't keep Hardy doing the 'comes this close to winning the belt but ends up doing something stupid and fu*ks it up' thing because eventually people are going to see him as, well, a fu*k up (well, on screen anyway). Eventually, you have to have some redemption for him by having him win the big one. Oh well, it's only Jeff Hardy. People say Austin showing up and dishing out Stunners gets old, I say, BAH PISSING HUMBUG. I could watch that son of a bitch Stunner people literally every show for the next 8000 years. If it was Vince McMahon, all the better, but last night satisfied my cravings for some Stunner action. Loved him pulling himself up behind Orton with a big ass grin on his face in a real 'HHHEEEEE'SSSSSS BBBBBAAAACCCKKKKKK' kinda way. Was really surprised to see Batista win actually, didn't think they'd take the belt off Jericho so soon but it gives him a lot of material to work with for his Conspiracy Victim schtick. Just on Mania if we're talking about that and assuming they do have an Austin match (and he looks pretty okay, he can bump and whatnot by the look of things over the last couple years), they could do worse than having him and Orton actually. I wouldn't really want it to be another Legend Killer trying to kill Legend yadda yadda yadda blah blah blah because it's been done but Orton is definately, as said, a good enough heel and good enough in the ring to make it work. If they don't do Cena/Batista before then (and they very well could do a rush job on it), the rematch building on their good Summerslam with a longer, more important feeling epic build would be a fine addition to the Mania card. They can work in the great Summerslam finish to the match too which they've shown several times in video packages just to keep it fresh in the mind. Throw in maybe Taker/Michaels or some shit too. And, of course, SANTINO/SHAQ. I just want my Umaga in the MITB match fix. Been wanting that shit for the last couple years.