JobberJoe

Yeah, as everybody else has said what a stupid finish. "WE'RE TNA - X-DIVISION IS IMPORTANT AND IT'S WHAT SETS US APART FROM WW... oh... yeah... DQ, sorry about that." During the build up video I was getting so damn psyched... I just can't help it... don't disappoint anymore. Homicide and Hardy ?! Not where I would've gone first off, but it's nothing terrible by any means.

I remember when I was younger and playing Smackdown, myself and my brother designed the first ever "Blindfold Cage Match". We did this by getting into the match and then turning off the television. Thinking that he would try and play the game properly I immediately ran for the cage and started climbing up it in the name of victory. Turning on the television after maybe three minutes (sure of my victory) we find that his little character is not only climbing as well but is ahead of me. The d*ck. That's barely my funniest, just probably most imaginative. I get very aggressive online and am known to shout at people for very little (some would say "no") reason. I also like playing games like Gears of War and trying to encourage my team to take part in certain attack patterns (like getting us all to go in from the right) for no other reason than thinking it's really funny to mess around with people like that. I like to think that I'm fun to play games with, even if it's just to laugh at me...

We'll allow him to watch it via video-conferencing... but that's all he's getting.

I for one am backing the marriage of Shaolin and Daffney - I'll be ol' Shaoy's best man :) It'd be a great day for all ! Come on TWO, let's make it happen - I promise you all invites to the big event.

Gotta' be ol' Buddy Rogers !

Claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaudio ! EDIT: I too would like to show my disgust at Tornado being out. Keep the tournament worthwhile though and put Castagnoli through !

Hallowicked baby :D I have never, never got bleedin' Shane Hagadorn.

I'm going out on acrazy limb and saying Joker. Firstly cause I've heard of him. Secondly cause I've not heard of any of the others.

I'm taking Julius Smokes - as a manger he makes me laugh.

Claaaaaaaaaaaudio ! This, however, is an awesome round with Big Bobby in it and Brodie Lee !

It's gotta' be Jimmy Jacobs (with Player Uno as the closest second).

El Hijo - he's a freakin' fighting ice cream ! ! Don't make me get the sprinkles on all your @sses !

OHHHHHHHHH MY F*CKING GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDD READ THE TITLE... READ IT AND ABSORB IT... THEN... AND ONLY THEN... CLICK PLAY ! ! <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> CASTAGNOLLI, KINGSTON & TORNADO !!!!!! What isn't to love ?!

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Don't get me wrong, I like me some Strong.... but there's one half of Steenerico in there - I think we all know who's going through. Generico please !

F*ck anybody who put out Larry Sweeney ! I'm going for Kingston - he's got a bad swinging backfist on him ! As far as my own personal indy knowledge goes, so far I'm impressing myself by how many I do know (it won't last).

I back this crazy idea ! Aries without a second thought !

If Billy Corgan goes off on a proper crazy self-righteous rant, which he's really rather prone to doing, this could be the single-greatest thing that TNA has ever seen !

Where do we start ? I love Stewart Lee - but really Mitch has covered all the corners perfectly so I'll leave it at that. Ross Noble is another favourite of mine - it's, from a distance, ridiculous jibberish for a few hours but if you sit and listen you see a man with absolutely fantastic timing, a great ear for playing up to the audience and such an incredibly way for winding together all his various lines of thought. The one thing I do love is that, due to his improvised style, the entire show ends up becoming one big in-joke for the people watching, and it creates a great atmosphere because of it. I love Victoria Wood as far as female comedians go and the woman just does not get enough love. I am a big fan of Jack Dee who's cynical and sarcastic nature tickles me just right. He's the kind of guy who I look at and can already feel myself starting to laugh. I was introduced properly to Tim Vine a few months ago and have to say I really appreciate his absolutely madcap style - the speed, and variety of his delivery is astounding to say the least. I like Billy Connely HOWEVER he's really not as funny as he thinks he is. I have never quite got Bill Hicks or Eddie Izzard - call me controversial but (from the limited amout I've seen) I just don't think they're THAT funny. Peter Kay is good at what he does, just a shame he has the one routine. Russell Howard falls down that same dark and smelly hole. Peter Cook is always good, along with some Dudley Moore although it's hard to come by. Ricky Gervais is a bit backwards and forwards for me... I'm not a fan of Jimmy Carr or Russell Brand... I had a friend who was a huge fan of both and used to argue against me (in the case of Brand) that "... oh, but he's really smart behind the character he puts on while performing". I don't care if he's got a PhD in Rocket Science, I still don't find him funny ! Can't go wrong with some Ed Byrne goodness. I'm going to leave it there for just now.

A favourite game characters thread where George Stobbart AND Guybrush Threepwood has turned up ?! There's a tear rolling down my cheek. As for me, I do love me some Abe !

Nothing like Hogan news to get Belty at his best. :) It's a good day on TWO. I'm sceptical to Hogan going to TNA, but it's certainly big news.

They might've done it to help him to stand out from all the other cruserweights ? Maybe use it to attract old WCW fans who will remember him primarily from his masked days ? To try and gain more support from latino fans ? Hell, merchandise is certainly a part of it but it isn't the be-all-and-end-all of why ReyRey was given the mask back. Maybe you disagree though. EDIT: Also personally for me you've made a bad drawing of the line between "masked Rey" and "unmasked Rey". The former therefore would include ECW and early WCW Mysterio while the latter would only include after Nash cost him the mask till he debuted in WWE. My initial argument becomes stronger, while yours becomes weaker under that line of thought. HOWEVER you seem to only be counting the time after he was unmasked... which in my opinion is cheating a little bit but we'll work with it.

The masked version... for kids... the entire history of Mexican wrestling says "hello" to you... !?!?!?!?!?!?!? :?

Ahh, that Hogan... he sooo zany.

Doink - evil clowns are a timeless horror !