What's your best pick-up line?

[Guest Mclovin]

Hi... You know I'm a former Champion in an imaginary wrestling federation? :)

 

Works like a charm.

Thats how my husband got me.

"Nice shoes, let's ****." Works well too.

You could leave out the nice shoes part and it would work on me Twig:wub

[DC 536]

Hi... You know I'm a former Champion in an imaginary wrestling federation? :)

 

Works like a charm.

I'd just pop across the bar and cock-block you with the following...

 

"Hi... I'm the current champion of an imaginary wrestling federation."

 

... in a sexy (so I'm told) Scottish accent.

Edited March 25, 2008 by DC

[Burakiosaurus 129]

That, or reaching the top shelf in the newsagents. :lol

 

Yeah, but your mum didn't want to hurt your feelings.

 

the Internet has nullified that challenge nowadays fella, but nice try!

[DC 536]

the Internet has nullified that challenge nowadays fella, but nice try!

Especially now that your mum bought you that booster seat for the computer chair. ;)

[Guest Laffy]

One that worked and i thought cool was "Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no". We went out for two years. One that did not work and resulted with a grab lift and twist of some delicate parts was when said bloke grabs my a$$ and said "escuse me is this seat taken", lets just say no bloke came near me that night :(

[Burakiosaurus 129]

Especially now that your mum bought you that booster seat for the computer chair. ;)

 

it's actually a special chair with in-built booster, if you're going to have a go, at least get it right!

[Guest bigmatt]

A couple more:

 

You've been a bad girl.Go to my room.

 

O.k You got me what's your next wish?

[Guest John Hancock]

"Sex with me won't be any good, but at least it will be quick."

 

I acctually said that to someone once for money.

[Guest The Genetic Jackhammer]

"Alright bitch, fancy a ride"?

 

I used that once, it didn't get down too well though.

[DC 536]

"Sex with me won't be any good, but at least it will be quick."

 

I acctually said that to someone once for money.

So you tried it on with a prostitute?

it's actually a special chair with in-built booster, if you're going to have a go, at least get it right!

So long as she bought you the little steps to get on the seat, it's all cool.

[Guest Chriscare]

"No one will ever love you!, fancy a drink?"

 

Break em down, then be the shoulder to cry on, alright!

[Burakiosaurus 129]

So long as she bought you the little steps to get on the seat, it's all cool.

 

it's ok, i'll use that chip on your shoulder to give me a boost bub

[Guest Saz]

and I'll be knocking your heads together shortly if you both don't quit it!

[DC 536]

it's ok, i'll use that chip on your shoulder to give me a boost bub

But you're not tall enough to reach it. :lol

 

and I'll be knocking your heads together shortly if you both don't quit it!

Sorry Saz, but I couldn't resist that one. I'll be good from here on out.

[Guest Mclovin]

and I'll be knocking your heads together shortly if you both don't quit it!

 

That work for you? You get laid?:P

[Guest Laffy]

The worst one i have ever heard is when a bloke overheard i was a wrestling fan. Be warned it is bad very bad.....

 

 

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My name is Justin. Justincredible.

[Guest Black Knight]

I don't really have a pick up line because usally im not the "Girl Getta" type. Not that there is anything wrong with it.

[Guest John Hancock]

I don't really have a pick up line because usally im not the "Girl Getta" type. Not that there is anything wrong with it.

 

I kinda see what you're saying. For me, I've never got a relationship out of chatting someone up, just one night stands, a quick kiss/make out session, f*ck buddies or short flings.

 

All my multiple month/year relationships have come from friendships that, for some reason or another blossomed into something else over, at the shortest, a few weeks. I do like a good romantic "storyline".

 

- Girl has horrible boyfriend

- Girl meets boy

- Boyfriend gets jealous over the friendship

- Couple break up

- Boy consoles friend and doesn't make a move out of respect

- When the girl is over the ex, she comes to the boy and thanks him for being such a good friend

- Emotional moment were boy and girl realise that they have both been REALLY nice to each other

- Friends start talking about "what's going on?"

- Boy and girl get together

 

That one's AWESOME. I've done it twice already, and I'm currently doing it right now.

[Burakiosaurus 129]

But you're not tall enough to reach it. :lol

 

 

i won't have to be when your gassed and collapsed from walking up the stairs old man! :tban

[Guest Mclovin]

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

 

Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

 

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

 

You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

 

You know what would look great on you? Me.

 

Can I read your T shirt in brail?

 

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

 

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

 

The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

 

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

 

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

 

You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

 

Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

 

I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did

 

Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

 

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

 

If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

 

You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!

 

 

I found these ones I love Google!!!!!!