What's your best pick-up line?

[Guest Mclovin]

I kinda see what you're saying. For me, I've never got a relationship out of chatting someone up, just one night stands, a quick kiss/make out session, f*ck buddies or short flings.

 

All my multiple month/year relationships have come from friendships that, for some reason or another blossomed into something else over, at the shortest, a few weeks. I do like a good romantic "storyline".

 

- Girl has horrible boyfriend

- Girl meets boy

- Boyfriend gets jealous over the friendship

- Couple break up

- Boy consoles friend and doesn't make a move out of respect

- When the girl is over the ex, she comes to the boy and thanks him for being such a good friend

- Emotional moment were boy and girl realise that they have both been REALLY nice to each other

- Friends start talking about "what's going on?"

- Boy and girl get together

 

That one's AWESOME. I've done it twice already, and I'm currently doing it right now.

 

Thats really sweet and I hopet hat it works out for you

[Guest John Hancock]

Thats really sweet and I hopet hat it works out for you

 

I'll keep you all updated :P

[Guest Mclovin]

I'll keep you all updated :P

 

Thanks

[Burakiosaurus 129]

have you ever had sex with a machine?

 

because i'm a sex machine

[DC 536]

have you ever had sex with a machine?

 

because i'm a sex machine

I think you took the comment the wrong way... they called you a dildo. ;)

[Guest Boyo]

I have approached the odd girl and used a line, but I only ever do it to girls

 

a) that I already know, even if I've only just been introduced

 

b) when I am so drunk and I don't care, and I try to purposefully use the worst lines ever.

 

Best thing I ever said to a girl was when I was really drunk (and on a date - my date actually dared me to say this), was:

 

Boyo: Do you speak Klingon?

 

Girl: Ugh! No!

 

Boyo: Your loss, blah-vek-nog!

 

The other thing I did once was a double-trouble with a friend. he stood on the dancefloor, dead-still, with his arms held out wide. I went up to a girl and said, "do you see my mate over there? He fancies himself as a bit of a dancefloor Jesus".

 

Rubbish.

 

Cheers!

[Guest Fiona]

Message to DC and Burakio stop spamming up my thread. I want to to see pickup lines not knock your head off lines:lol

[Burakiosaurus 129]

i've posted a few chat up lines, so taketh the pill of the chill!

 

i have used the 'have you seen my Giraffe' line a few times before

[Guest Laffy]

I've just done a search for the best and worst chat up lines and here is what came out

 

The nation's favourite chat up line has finally been revealed as "You are like a compass, without you I am lost."

 

Did it work? Corny as it may be the come-on is included in a new survey which has uncovered the top six best and worst pick-up lines.

 

Those who huddle nervously in the corner while eyeing up someone they fancy may also want to try this one: "Are you a parking ticket *** you got fine written all over you?"

 

equally, the immortal line: "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!", may also hold you in good stead.

 

However, with Valentines Day just around the corner, you may want to avoid siding up to someone on the dance floor and muttering: "Here's 20p, ring your Mum and tell her you won't be home tonight."

 

The crass comment has been unveiled as the worst chat-up line just ahead of the presumptious "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

 

Budding Lotharios are also warned that blurting out: "If you were a burger you'd be a McGorgeous" is more likely to send the other person running for the exit rather than into your arms.

I have actually had the ones in bold said to me and i could not stop laughing for a long time.

[Guest Ruderz]

I got a new one and feild testing has proven that is good and reliable

Lighting doesnt strike twice, but when i see you i get struck a thousand times

Lol what do u think??

[Guest John Hancock]

I got a new one and feild testing has proven that is good and reliable

Lighting doesnt strike twice, but when i see you i get struck a thousand times

Lol what do u think??

 

I don't even fully understand it :S

[Guest Ruderz]

its basically saying that your dumbstruck by how good they look

[Guest Mclovin]

"unless they have made being sexy a crime then you guilty on all charges" I was just told that but a good guy made me laugh until I had tears

[Guest A.C.]

I got a new one and feild testing has proven that is good and reliable

Lighting doesnt strike twice, but when i see you i get struck a thousand times

Lol what do u think??

 

Rudie likes the more intellectual chick.

 

Or mentals.

[Dead Crow 370]

"How's your c**t?" is sure-fire success.

[Guest Fiona]

"How's your c**t?" is sure-fire success.

 

Lovely it only took 5 pages to get that word in.:)

[DC 536]

"How's your c**t?" is sure-fire success.

Especially when she responds that she left him at home.

[Dead Crow 370]

I once got "Fine, thanks. How's yours?"

 

I was stumped, but that just made me fancy her more.

[Guest Taki]

I dont use chat up lines dont need them if I see a guy I want I just tell them "Hey I like you fancy a dance"

 

I have had loads used on me though

 

Most original one I had when I went through my red head stage which aint that far from my natural colour was "Redheads with Green eyes are meant to be lucky. Well you are tonight baby" original but cheesy.

 

"I'm an explorer I specialise in caves and mountains can I explore yours" worst thing was is I made it up for a mate of mine who I dared 3 weeks before to say it to some munting girl so getting my own line back really just made me laugh.

 

"Fancy meeting you here?"

me "Pardon who are you"

"you are the girl of my dreams"

me "I dont know you"

"You do in my dreams very well in fact"

Guy got a kick in the guts for that one

 

loads more but some so awful I dont want to remember.

 

I just prefer a guy who has the guts and is sober enough to walk up ask for my number and produce a card with his number on it, so much classier enough to make me think about him yet not enough for me to think oh naff off you perv I'm out with my mates.

 

xXx

[Guest John Hancock]

My last succesfull one was, "Are you dancing at me? It's quite scary. It's very nice, but it's kind of like being attacked"

"I'm trying to get your attention, you're hot"

"You should have just said that, but the dancing was a nice bonus"

*Making out*

 

Metal girls are easy. Not robots...the music. Although robots are probably easy too.