WWE RAW Discussion Thread - February 24, 2014 from Green Bay, WI (#1083)

[Guest The Beltster]

Triple H looks tiny there...

[Guest Jimmy Redman]

He goes all Southern (or alternatively, gangster) when he's acting tough, that's nothing new.

[Guest John Hancock]

Maybe that's just the first time I've noticed it. It was really jarring, spoiled my favourite faction's segment for me because it was just so silly.

[Guest dpddave]

Cena legit hurt? Even God wants the Wyatts/Shield 2 at Mania.

[Maxximus 353]

Sheamus has no skin pigment and Christian looks yellow. They really shouldn't be wrestling each other.

 

JBL gets on my nerves like no other.

[Guest John Hancock]

*Christian poses. Two people boo*

 

Michael Cole: Captain Charisma.

 

Commentary is on fire tonight. Jimmy pointed it out (I normally tune them out of my brain) and now I can't unheard the hilarity.

[Guest Jimmy Redman]

Well there we go. Bryan vs Hunter it is. Start practicing your shovels in MS Paint.

 

Sheamus/Christian was also amazing. The quality of WWE wrestling is getting really f*cking scary good.

[Guest John Hancock]

I don't think it's going to be burying Trips, I think we'll get glory-stealing, retroactive-star-making Trips this year.

[Guest Jimmy Redman]

"You're a fascinating creature. I accept."

 

I came.

[Guest HH-Evolution]

I love that Trips! :lol

 

Prepare yourselves....a clash is coming, and it's gonna be great!

[Guest John Hancock]

I wonder what they'd have done with Bryan if Punk hadn't left.

 

EDIT: I hope Santino and Emma catch a new, incurable, fatal STD from each other.

Edited February 25, 2014 by John Hancock

[Guest FreeSpirit]

Emma's stupid dance does my fu**ing head in. Good wrestler though!!

[Guest Jimmy Redman]

"Aww isn't she cute Santino?"

"YESSHEIS!"

"Why don't you heeeeelp her?"

"IFIDIDI'DGETDISQUALIFIED!"

 

I enjoyed that far too much.

 

Also, Aussie Emma the Australian Wrestler.

[Guest John Hancock]

Emma's a fair enough wrestler alright. Her dance still makes me genocidally angry though.

 

Also, f*cking champions, f*cking losing, f*cking squash matches, on f*cking television. F*cking.

[Guest Jimmy Redman]

This is why the NAO as heels doing their babyface schtick is f*cked up.

 

Usos looked like shit there because they were booked to interrupt a popular sing-a-long performed by supposed dastardly heels. After they lost the title match clean the night before on PPV.

 

This will all be water under the bridge when they win at Mania, but Jesus, it's been a tough road.

 

EDIT: On paper, the idea of the segment is actually I think a really good example of a "non title win" that is acceptable and works, because it was more angle than match. But the dynamics of the Outlaws are screwy and killed it in reality.

[Guest John Hancock]

We were all talking about the Wyatt's splitting up without anyone mentioning that, at some point, possibly this year, someone from the SHIELD is going to have to stop entering through the crowd, and it's going to look really weird.

[Guest Jimmy Redman]

That just occurred to me too. I can't even imagine what that would look like.

 

Let alone not having Shield music or DRESSING DIFFERENTLY. Argh!

[Guest John Hancock]

I hope they give Roman Reigns really stereotypical Polynesian flowery shorts. No, no, that Hawaiian design, but on little tight pants. That'll learn us for liking stuff.

[Guest Jimmy Redman]

No it's OK, he passes the "You Must Be This Tall To Be Liked" test.

 

No flowery prints for at least six months.

[Guest John Hancock]

Poor Seth Rollins. 4 Man Band it is then.

 

EDIT: Is there any sound on this Earth sadder than a one man "Husky Harris" chant?

Edited February 25, 2014 by John Hancock