Phobias

[Guest Drake]

When I was a kid I was **** scared of dark places. I used to crap my diapers if I was left in a dark place. But no need to worry, fellow citizens, Drake doesn't crap his pants anymore because he isn't afraid of dark places.

 

HORRAAAHHH!!!!

[Omega 354]

what is it about hot liquid? The get scaulded aspect? Is it he feel of hot liquid when you drink it? I don't drink a lot of hot drinks because I don't enjoy them so I can sympathise to a degree....

[Guest John Hancock]

what is it about hot liquid? The get scaulded aspect? Is it he feel of hot liquid when you drink it? I don't drink a lot of hot drinks because I don't enjoy them so I can sympathise to a degree....

 

I think the fear of being scaulded. It could be a vanity thing. I've never, ever been burnt before, so it's not like I've had some traumatic experience over it, it's just one of thoughs odd things that my friends find really, really funny.

[Omega 354]

phobias are irrational fears so it's not like there has to be a reason for them. Why do I not mind six legged insects but add two more and it's out with the 9 iron...

 

I've seen people who are afraid of buttons which is so totally odd I can't work it out.

[Guest Nemesis Enforcer]

I have a very very deep phobia of hights to the point where I can't go higher then 3 steps on a ladder and I have a bad phobia of spiders too

 

Other then hights and spiders I have no phobia of anything else

[Burakiosaurus 129]

If someone was drinking lemsip, I would have to leave the room.

 

good luck if you ever have an office job!

[DC 536]

does this include the incarnation of him in Muppet Babies the cartoon as well or just The Muppet Show version?

All versions. The MB one grows up to be the MS edition, and that's enough for me.

[Guest Jung]

I think the fear of being scaulded. It could be a vanity thing. I've never, ever been burnt before, so it's not like I've had some traumatic experience over it, it's just one of thoughs odd things that my friends find really, really funny.

 

So you've gone your whole life without enjoying the wonders of a good old fashioned cup of tea?

 

That my friends is a tragedy right there.

[Guest Kanenite]

I like DS am a real man! I can't think of any Phobia's I have, I don't like the dentist and dragonflys but i'm not terrified of them.

[Red05 343]

I have no phobias, although I am constantly on alert around big dogs. I'd say that's the only thing close to a phobia. Well, that and hair trimmers. ;)

[Naitch 207]

Hey, it could be worse, you could be one of these poor suckers:

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l2TjQSYCxE

 

As for myself, I don't really have any phobias, I'm not too comfortable with heights maybe but I have been up ladders, done abseiling and rock climbing and whatnot so maybe it has to be uber uber heights. I also have a dislike of telephones, not necessarily a phobia but I hate talking on the phone and it is one of the reasons why I'm probably the only person in the Western world not to own a mobile. The Man has all phones bugged I tells ya. I also wear tinfoil hats and hang clothes hangers from the ceiling because THEY are coming.

[DC 536]

The Man has all phones bugged I tells ya. I also wear tinfoil hats and hang clothes hangers from the ceiling because THEY are coming.

Y'see, this is why the interneters have such a bad image. People like Naitch, those silly people who think that "they" are coming to get them.

 

They make me sick to my stomach every time I read that bollocks. Does he not realise how stupid it makes him, and everyone else who thinks "they" are coming, look?

 

Well I've got news for you Bub, "they" are not coming next week, "they" are not coming next month, next year or within the next century. And do you want to know why?

 

BECAUSE "THEY" ARE ALREADY HERE!!!

[Naitch 207]

Are YOU one of THEM?

[Nimf 324]

Are YOU one of THEM?

Yes, yes he is. Be afraid.

[Guest SuperKick Kid]

Spiders and Nail Guns.

[Nimf 324]

Spiders and Nail Guns.

What about a spider WITH a nail gun??

[Guest Moobs]

Anything gory. Dammit, sometimes when I watch a wrestling match when someone gigs I feel queasy!

[BRM 220]

I suffer a phobia of pigeons.

[Guest John Hancock]

I once went out with a girl who was scared of shaking people's hands. That was a wierd one.

[Nimf 324]

I suffer a phobia of pigeons.

I don't like seagulls or pigeons but not an actual phobia of them.