WWE Elimination Chamber 2014 Discussion Thread - February 23, 2014 from Minneapolis

[Guest SeanyC]

What happens to Daniel Bryan tonight? Anyone think he gets shafted by HHH in some way?

[Maxximus 353]

If Bork was gonna be in the chamber they would have done something with him by now to hype the ppv and try to get a few more buys.

[Guest John Hancock]

Yeah, Brock's the one guy where it makes the least sense to have a surprise swerve appearance on PPV.

[Maxximus 353]

Little Rey's on the kickoff commentary team. He's totally out of his element. Oh, and his mic is UNDER his mask.

[Kam 243]

Tony is hosting the live PPV blog HERE.

[BRM 220]

Tee off at 9.30 in the morning but staying up to watch this show. Be a good one please.

[Guest John Hancock]

Biggie's attire is still, after all this time, match ruiningly ridiculous. Never pair massive, massive steroid abuse with a size 4 swim suit people, it's not a good look.

[Maxximus 353]

He shows more skin and has bigger boobs than most of the divas.

[Guest John Hancock]

I don't think the thigh discolouration helps, it looks like he's wearing black shorts under his swimsuit. It's never good when you're watching a match and can't stop staring at one really meaningless, irrelevant part it and thinking "Who okayed this? Who let this happen?", and that's what I always, always think about Biggie and the African Nationalist bathing suit.

 

Also, I know it's pro-wrestling and everything, bit Biggie's one of those cases where the 'roids just look really gross, like Ryback. He doesn't look muscular, or scary, he looks swollen and painful, like every single muscle in his body is horribly infected, like there would be a documentary called "The Man With The Eight Stone Titties", and it would be about his quest to have reconstructive surgery on his horrible inflated body. I just imagine being Big E. Langston really, physically hurts

 

EDIT: Tiny things like Dean Ambrose "accidentally" pushing Roman Reigns in front of himself during the stand off is why The Shield are so brilliant. Either Dean Ambrose needs to road agent everything in this company, or whoever road agented this match deserves Vince's job.

Edited February 24, 2014 by John Hancock

[Guest FreeSpirit]

What an atmosphere for this Shield Vs Wyatt match. Wish this could've been saved for Mania!!

[Guest John Hancock]

The Wyatt Family and the SHIELD might honestly be my two joint favourite things in professional wrestling this decade so far. I'm not exaggerating, I can't think of anything I've enjoyed more than these two groups and everything they do.

[Guest Inno]

Harper is amazing!

 

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[Guest John Hancock]

I wonder what Seth Rollins keeps in his many little pockets.

[Guest HH-Evolution]

NOTHING is gonna stop the Reigns Train! :P

[Guest John Hancock]

Short of Bryan winning the title, yet again, Randall's title match is going to get pissed all over by something much more interesting happening elsewhere. This match is so much f*cking fun. WWE should do nothing but six-mans, they've been so, so good recently.

[The Fury 65]

WHAT A MATCH!

[Guest HH-Evolution]

GOD I love this gorram match - thank the wrestling gods above, this is a good'un!

[Guest FreeSpirit]

What a match. Please can we have a rematch at Mania :)

[Maxximus 353]

The Shield/Wyatt Family was the greatest thing I've ever seen. Roman Reigns is my new favorite wrestler of all time.

[Guest Ciaran The King]

Match of the year right there