Comments That Don't Require Their Own Thread 2007

[Naitch 207]

World Title - The Undertaker vs. Edge ©

 

WWE Title - Triple H vs. Randy Orton ©

 

The Great Khali vs. Hulk Hogan

 

Batista vs. Rey Mysterio

 

Shawn Michaels vs. Ric Flair

 

US Title - Matt Hardy vs. MVP ©

 

ECW Title - Mick Foley vs. CM Punk ©

 

MITB Ladder - Miz vs. Morrison vs. Finlay vs. Umaga vs. Kennedy vs. Lashley vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Kane

 

Chris Jericho vs. JBL

 

Womens Title - Mickie James vs. Candice Michelle vs. Beth Phoenix ©

 

I pulled those straight out of my ass and straight into this thread. Always fun to see how wrong I am when a PPV card comes about. I'm about as bad at predictions as Sav was at life.

[Guest SuperKick Kid]

SKK, that WM card sucks. No Morrison? SHAME ON YOU!

 

Morrison can be on Wrestlemania Heat, tagging with Miz.

[Paul 584]

Morrison can be on Wrestlemania Heat, tagging with Miz.

 

Jobbing to Funaki and Val Venis.

[Guest Craig]

I'm about as bad at predictions as Sav was at life.

 

Too soon man, too soon.

 

And to contribute to the random comments thread a little, if you read every post someone makes in the King Booker voice, and maybe read posts of people that you don't like in Lashley's voice, it improves your forum experience by about 100 percent. And Jeff Hardy sucks.

[Guest Drake]

You people don't have any vision for great talent. :D

[Naitch 207]

The Miz brings the 'great' and the 'talent' on the team, Morrison brings the...well, he brings the...I dunno, a 15 inch waist I guess.

[Guest Craig]

No, there is nothing wrong with your TV.

 

Across the globe, people watching John Morrison’s entrance on ECW on Sci Fi have been wondering if their television sets and TiVos have suddenly gone corrupt; another instance of consumer-defiling planned obsolescence, or perhaps a glitch signifying the seizing of universe control by inanimate technology.

 

Rest assured, you can quit scissor-kicking your set. This recurring “technical difficulty” is actually a well-manufactured effect for the Shaman of Sexy, brought to you by the Shaman of Sexy.

 

For several weeks, the Tuesday Night Delight has paused mid-swagger on his way to the ring and a sudden slow-motion treatment dazzles the screen, allowing Morrison to stop and let his well-maintained mane flow wildly. (Watch the entrance now)

 

Swoon? Maybe not, but that’s what the WWE Tag Team Champion expects. Like your fellow ECW Die Hards, the highlight of a typical Tuesday night is watching the Shaman of Sexy sashay toward the ring for a display of athletic incredulity – at least that’s what Morrison has somehow come to believe.

 

“It’s only natural that an extraordinarily gifted and good-looking individual like myself have an equally extraordinary entrance,” explained the Tuesday Night Delight. “My ring entrance, like me, is one-of-a-kind. Consider it an opportunity for the fans to absorb the radiance of enlightenment.”

 

As if the Shaman of Sexy’s previous ooze to the ring wasn’t enough, the new “slow-mo” effect shamelessly illuminates the former ECW Champion’s severe egotism.

 

“It’s no secret that ECW ratings have been up,” he claimed. “My special entrance has clearly attracted gaggles of women to the show. I’m single-handedly pulling in women and Palace of Wisdom denizens by the dozens.”

 

Whether or not this assessment of fans’ perspective is accurate, this custom entrance is essentially unprecedented in the Land of the Extreme. From ECW Champion CM Punk to Morrison’s faux-hawked partner, The Miz, no other Superstar on the brand has such a tailored passage to the ring. As one might expect, the equally vain chick magnet is none too impressed by the “special treatment.”

 

“John Morrison's entrance is just a small part of the WWE Tag Team Champion package,” Miz said, as his brow creased beneath his hat brim. “I dig it, but it's not for me. I have the look, the charisma and the ladies to prove it. The Miz attracts all women, of all ages; I don’t need anything more than my body, my six pack and my amazing nipples.”

 

According to his fellow WWE Tag Team Champion, Morrison’s enhanced entry element could be the Shaman’s way of “making up for something he’s lacking.” And, the pompous, yet intuitive Matt Striker tends to agree.

 

“Morrison is a talented Superstar and I respect him, but there are times when you need to decorate things that aren’t naturally beautiful by adding accoutrements,” Striker quipped. “Take someone like me who is naturally intelligent, naturally good-looking. Take Big Daddy V, someone who is naturally imposing, naturally dominant. We don’t need any accessorizing.”

 

He continued, “[Morrison’s] good – don’t get me wrong – but he’s not dominant.”

 

Despite the ill reaction from a number of the Tuesday Night Delight’s peers, there is at least one man in the Land of the Extreme who genuinely appreciates the slow motion effect.

 

“I will shock the world when I say that I actually like John Morrison’s intro,” declared Tommy Dreamer. “The reason I like it is because it is different and in the spirit of the original ECW where we revolutionized the business, at least Morrison’s entrance is different. That’s what the tone of ECW was set to be.”

 

The unexpected reaction from the ECW Original himself seems to lend some integrity to the Shaman of Sexy’s latest embellishment. Whether you love it like Dreamer or hate it like, well, almost everyone else, it has certainly caught the attention of Superstars and fans alike.

 

A WWE Tag Team titleholder and former ECW Champion, Morrison is unquestionably a top-tier athlete, arguably deserving of a comparably stellar ring introduction. All disdain (or in some cases, jealousy) for Morrison aside, the Tuesday Night Delight boasts one of the most unique ring entrances in sports-entertainment. And any way of looking at that still yields the same result: It’s just one more innovation bred within the Land of the Extreme.

 

Amazing Nipples.

[Guest The Beltster]

Although I'll be happy Hogan is there, him vs Khali is gonna be poo.

 

Hogan needs to be matched with Austin, Shawn, Shane, Cena, Edge or just stay home.

[wyndorf 389]

World Heavyweight Title (plus no pinfall/submission losses streak at wrestlemania on the line for both men)

 

Edge (champion) vs Undertaker

 

What an odd way to sell a match. Are they gonna write all of that on the graphic?

 

Edge lost at Wrestlemania - Get over it!

[Guest Citizen Kane]

With Cena out, I think the biggest matches they have are HHH/Batista and Edge/Undertaker. Both are simple to build and both are worthy of the ME at Wrestlemania.

[Guest SuperKick Kid]

A Photo for the Ages:

 

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/6920/hoganhbkcenave8.jpg

[Naitch 207]

I remember Cena reacting to Hogan like a 13 year old girl at a 'New Kids on the Block' concert. Made him look like a complete nerd.

[Guest Wolverine]

Just watching SmackDown, and Layla is really hot.

 

I'll do a random Mania card prediction too.

 

World Heavyweight Championship

 

Edge © vs. The Undertaker

 

WWE Championship

 

Randy Orton © vs. Batista

 

ECW Championship

 

CM Punk © vs. Kane

 

United States Championship

 

MVP © vs. Matt Hardy

 

Ric Flair vs. Triple H

 

Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Jericho

 

Women's Championship

 

Beth Phoenix © vs. Michelle McCool

 

Money In The Bank

 

Rey Mysterio vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Lashley vs. Mr. Kennedy vs. Finlay vs. John Morrison vs. The Miz vs. Shelton Benjamin

[Guest John Hancock]

A Photo for the Ages:

 

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/6920/hoganhbkcenave8.jpg

 

From I have learnt one thing. Increase in age = increase in massive belly.

[Guest SuperKick Kid]

I am completely against the 8 man Money in the Bank.

 

To me, it feels too much like a cop out. Like a "we can't come up with a match for these people, so let's throw them into the MITB"

 

Plus the last one at WM 23 didn't have the same dynamic in my opinion that the first two had because it had too many people. No more 8 MITB.

 

Oh and I didn't do a WM card prediction, I just made up my own card for the hell of it.

[Guest The Beltster]

From I have learnt one thing. Increase in age = increase in massive belly.

Nah thats steroid bloat, I bet Hogans gut is rock hard. Its gross when it gets like that.

[Guest The Great Ahmar]

Now this shirt rocks:

 

http://shopzone.wwe.com/newimages/images/77038X.JPG

[Guest DarkMatchJobber]

I think that shirt looks pretty crap,my favourite Y2J shirt is a bit old now but for those who want one that should be cheap but still relevant check this bad boy out!

 

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41VDAMD7V8L._SS400_.jpg

 

This was one of the first shirts I brought with my own money and I loved it,not over the top and summed me up well then.

[DC 536]

I think that shirt looks pretty crap,

 

I really like that shirt, and would happily splash the cash to get one.

Edited December 16, 2007 by FreeSpirit

[Guest SimonJamesJones]

the shirt Omar posted is awesome, I love it. It's one of those shirts that people don't need to know anything about wrestling to look at and think it's cool. IT kinda fits into the rest of the world if that makes sense.

 

the one MVP posted is bland, dull, and looks cheap and nasty